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Kevie goes a-courtin': pleading the Fifth

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[Be sure to see updates below. ~ CC]
Contrary to my predictions -- and I'm not afraid to admit when I am wrong -- notorious serial scammer Kevin Trudeau, a long-time favorite of this blog and the head of the notorious Ponzi-like
Global Information Network (GIN), did indeed fly in from Switzerland and is now in court before the Honorable Judge Gettleman. Also in court to gloat over the proceedings: Peter Wink, former b.f.f. of Kevin and ex-GIN marketing director (among other things); and Abe Husein, former GIN member and now protege and loyal fan of the notorious Mocktor Leonard Coldwell. Not there in person but in spirit is Mocktor Lenny, former b.f.f. of Trudeau and former highly-paid GIN speaker.

Peter has already given interviews with Chicago's NBC station; expect more interviews from Peter and Lenny and Abe, as well as semi-literate updates from Coldwell. Abe is apparently giving live updates from the hallway -- a fact that has been duly noted by the court -- and Lenny is repeating the news on his Facebook page. Here's a pic Peter shared yesterday:

Today's hearing may or may not be the climactic event following years of legal paper shuffling and endless continuances. Trudeau has alternately said he refuses to pay the $37.6 plus million FTC fine on principle, and that he lacks the money to pay the fine. For the past year or so he's mostly been using the latter excuse.

Emmy Award winning investigative reporter
Ryan Kath of Kansas City, Missouri'sKSHB-TV (NBC affiliate), who led an investigation into GIN and KT and has already aired a couple of stories, did a brief followup last night. Click on the pic above to get to the video. And here's the link on the KSHB-TV web site.

I have and will continue to give all due credit to Abe Husein for getting this story rolling in the first place by approaching Ryan late last summer. (Peter Wink indicated to me that it was his idea, though.) While Abe may not have been the most sympathetic "victim," and in the eyes of many became less sympathetic as the months went by, he was one of the loudest and most persistent. He has declared again and again that his only goal is to take GIN and Kevin Trudeau down. And he's willing to do anything to achieve this goal, including an unholy alliance with Coldwell and Wink.

At any rate, Ryan took the ball and ran with it, and he and his investigative team went "undercover" to a GIN event in Nashville in the fall of 2012. His first story aired
in November 2012. Even Salty Droid, who is more cynical than the average bear about "local" news stories (and TV journalism in general) admitted it was pretty darn good.

Ryan has continued to follow the developments and
did a followup story in March 2013. As the May 21 court date approached he pitched the story to the NBC affiliate in Chicago, WMAQ, and helped them find a local former GIN member. He also took the initiative to call Abe and arrange for a last-minute interview before Abe flew off to Chicago for his front-row seat to "Kevin's Doomsday." So, good job, Ryan.

Now the big question is: What will happen? Will Kevin Trudeau be sentenced to prison? Will he pay his fine after all? Will there be some settlement for a smaller amount? Will Abe get his chance to confront Kevin "man to man," as he vowed in yesterday's video? Will Coldwell and Peter bluster their way in front of the cameras and try to paint themselves as heroes? (If the latter happens, I see that backfiring in a HUGE way. Good reporters have good instincts. Just sayin'.)

According to eyewitness accounts, Kevin has repeatedly invoked his Fifth Amendment rights throughout this hearing. Ryan Kath's colleague in Chicago is keeping him updated.

And of course Abe and Lenny are doing their own updates. I cannot give a blow-by-blow update myself because (1) I am not in the courtroom; and (2) Ron and I got a flood of small writing projects in yesterday that need to be completed ASAP. I have to focus on the work that pays the bills, and this ain't it. But I'll be back to update this story as needed, and to provide links to new news stories, but I trust that Kevin Trudeau's fate is in the hands of the judicial system -- the very system that Loony Coldwell so loves to hate, unless it can be used to help him get revenge (even if vicariously) for being out-scammed by someone who is much smarter, much more successful, and much more charismatic than he.

No matter what happens, today's hearing will be on Kevin Trudeau's "permanent record," thus planting more huge red flags for any potential scam victims who care to do a little research. But it will also add to his martyr points, and there will be those who continue to love and defend him, against all reason. And if his lawyers play their cards right, they may still succeed in making Kevin look like the poor put-upon victim who has been bullied by the big bad government.

For now, Kevin apparently continues to plead the Fifth (or "pleat" the Fifth, as Little Loony Coldwell put it in a recent Facebook post), and I imagine that Loony is looking forward to guzzling a fifth of his favorite elixir in celebration of.... well, whatever... as soon as he can.


But I'm still thinking that this hearing is not going to end with Kevin being led away in handcuffs.

PS ~ The above-mentioned Chicago NBC station was going to run a story about Trudeau last night, but pulled the story due to a more pressing one: the horrific tornado that hit Moore, Oklahoma. The Trudeau story is expected to run some time this week. Meanwhile, if you want to help the tornado victims -- many of whom have lost everything -- here is how.

Update: I know this will come as a huge shock -- HUGE! -- but Kevin Trudeau did not go to jail today. GIN did not end today. However, the FTC apparently laid their case out very well, and since they've had more than ten years to work on it I am not surprised. Trudeau apparently has to be back in court on May 30 for another hearing, and then the judge will probably make some sort of ruling in mid-June. This may very well affect the timing of the criminal contempt trial -- a real, honest to goodness jury trial, I believe -- which had been scheduled for June 3 (more info and speculation about that here, though of course some of that post is now outdated).

Another update, 22 May: In my brief update yesterday, I originally posted a direct link to a video Abe Husein made while he was driving back to the airport to fly back to Kansas City. Since he was a witness to most of the proceedings in the court room, I felt that his video contained some actual information in between all of the boasting, self-back-patting and bragging about how Abe, "a 27-year-old kid," had created a ruckus in the court room. (I am pretty sure that Abe originally got that "27-year-old kid" theme from Peter Wink, who had his own reasons for "edifying" Abe.) But the more I thought about it the more I decided that I would rather wait until I can find other sources for information about the proceedings. So I have removed the direct link to that video. I'm not trying to "censor" Abe, merely to protect my own credibility, such as it is. You can, however, still find the video by following the "Abe Husein" link in the first paragraph of this post.

(Meanwhile, here's my pal Omri at the Glancingweb blog, weighing in on yesterday's hearing. I tend to agree with Omri: I don't think KT will be in an orange jumpsuit any time soon, if ever.)

One thing I couldn't help noticing was that Abe spent a great deal of time -- both in the video and on Facebook -- taunting the attorney who was in court with Kevin, Kimball Anderson. Although whenever he mentioned Mr. Anderson's "worthlessness" in the video he added, "in my opinion" (he must have learned that from Loony Coldwell, who thinks adding "in my opinion" allows all sorts of actionable speech), Abe still may be leaving himself open for actions from Mr. Anderson. Worse, his actions in the court yesterday may have helped Trudeau's case more than hurt it. I hope not. It remains to be seen.

I was, however, amused by the fact that Abe wrote this post on Facebook, slamming the 60-year-old Mr. Anderson for his physical appearance (this article was published last year, when Mr. Anderson was 59). It seems kind of hypocritical when Abe's own mentor and sugar daddy, Mocktor Loony, doesn't exactly look as if he takes care of his "#1 asset," his body. Maybe Mocktor L needs to hit the gym and do some of that Bepure colon blow himself. Ya think?





ABC tackles Kevin Trudeau -- again!

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[Originally posted on Tuesday, May 28; updated Wednesday, May 29]

Here is a link to a page that has a good-quality promo *
for the upcoming ABC story on Kevin Trudeau
. The segment will air Wednesday night, May 29, at 10:00 PM Eastern, 9:00 Central. This will be the kickoff segment for a new ABC summer series, "The Lookout" (formerly called, "Two Truths and a Lie"), focusing on consumer issues. The new series is under the umbrella of ABC's long running investigative series, Nightline.

If all goes as scheduled, and no natural disasters or political scandals or dire world affairs throw it off course, the first half of the premiere episode will be devoted to the scammy Mr. Trudeau and his scammy Global Information Network (GIN), long a favorite topic of this blog. Then the ABC investigators will discuss fat-burning machines, bedbugs, and other vital consumer issues.

In contrast to
previous lame attempts at grabbing and sharing a promo for the ABC story (you can see Peter Wink's reflection in the screen on this one)...
... the one I linked to in the first sentence of this post comes straight from the source.  Despite Loony Lenny Coldwell's predictions, this ABC story will almost certainly not mark the end of Trudeau's 20 year "rein" of fraud and deception. After all, Loony has been known to be wrong before. Such as last October (if you'll pardon my redundancy)...




Then there's this, from Wednesday, May 29 (take anything Lenny says with a grain of salt, particularly since he can't even spell "trial" or "Guzman")...


And by the way, here's a recent post about that Guzman criminal trial, originally scheduled for June 3, but now... um... maybe not.

At any rate, tonight's "Lookout" segment should be a good story. And ABC has done numerous other stories about Trudeau over the years -- such this 2006 story (and here is a video). Then there is this 2011 story. So this newest segment is in keeping with a fine network tradition. It probably wasn't very difficult to convince ABC it was high time to do another story about KT.

PS ~ While you are waiting for the ABC story, here again is a link to Kansas City NBC affiliate reporter Ryan Kath's story of the May 21 court hearing.

And here is a link to the story that aired on the Chicago NBC station. This is the story that was originally supposed to run last week, but was delayed due to coverage of the tragic tornado in Oklahoma.

View more videos at: http://nbcchicago.com.

* Note: The link to the ABC promo may not work on all mobile devices, but it loaded fine on my desktop computer.


More True-dough on this Whirled:

ABC has fun with Kevin Trudeau, and life goes on

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Click on pic for direct link to read the ABC News story about KT and watch the video.

It's not that I didn't enjoy
the latest ABC News report on serial scammer Kevin Trudeau, which aired on Wednesday night, May 29, 2013. I really did enjoy it. Thoroughly. The producers and reporters obviously put a lot of time and effort and expense into bringing us some rollicking good entertainment, and perhaps in the process they opened a few more eyes to the fact that... duh... Kevin Trudeau is a scammer, and his Ponzi-like Global Information Network (GIN) is a scam. I'm not trying to sell ABC short at all. ABC has had KT's number for years, as have numerous other mainstream and not-so-mainstream media outlets.

But some of the public has been slow to get the memo. Some never will, no matter how many good stories come out about KT. Even so, I have to believe that every critical story of a lifelong scammer like Kevin Trudeau does at least a little bit of good.

Trying in vain to get an interview with True-dough the normal way, the ABC News crew "ambushed" him (Kevin's words) in his new hometown of Zurich, Switzerland, one of the most expensive cities in the world. They also managed an interview at his "Dream Weekend" near Dallas this past April, although -- and this is no big surprise -- he wasn't very forthcoming with reporter Bill Weir. And on March 8, a little over a month before Dream Weekend, Bill Weir and crew picked up self-proclaimed GIN destroyer Abe Husein at the airport in Chicago in one of True-dough's leased Bentleys, and they all took a trip to the GIN offices in Chicagoland, as well as to KT's rented McMansion. (Abe got to drive the Bentley for a little while too.)

Immediately after the joyride, Abe was crowing about it all over Facebook, saying it was the best day of his life, and that it was sweet mother justice, and so on. Abe's mentor
Loony Lenny Coldwell, former GIN speaker and ex-KT b.f.f., declared that on that momentous day, Abe had single-handedly destroyed GIN. Even the more reticent Peter Wink, former GIN marketing director and ex-KT b.f.f., sang the praises of a 27-year-old "kid" who had been able to accomplish what all of the big guys who'd been chasing KT for years had been unable to do. (About a month later, GIN sent an email out to its members about the upcoming ABC story as well. Here's Omri at Glancingweb, talking about that.)

So Abe had another moment of glory, and was, at the very least, a useful prop for the Chicago chapter of the story.

At the invitation of the ABC crew, Abe Husein climbs into the back seat of one of Kevin Trudeau's rented Bentleys,
armed with some GIN material (and, for some reason, a copy of Secret creator Rhonda Byrne's book, The Power).

Abe told the ABC reporters that at one time he believed
there really was a secret GIN Council,
and that it possibly included Will Smith and
Arnold Schwarzenegger, and perhaps Ron Paul as well.

But did that joyride in the Bentley really mark the end of GIN, as Loony Coldwell was saying? Did it mean that Kevin's scamming days are over for good? Probably not. That might make a good movie script someday, but the truth is much more complex, and as I have been saying nonstop for more than a year now, there will be no neat and tidy endings to this story. There rarely are, in Scamworld.

Still, the ABC show was good, and presented some pretty damning evidence against Kevin Trudeau, most of which those of us who have been following this story closely already knew. It was good to see it presented to a wider audience, even if it ultimately doesn't make much of a dent in Scamworld.

The story took a lighthearted, humorous approach -- a few have even said it was too lighthearted, to the point of being cartoonish. And some folks were disappointed because of that. Some think that this humorous, almost ridiculing approach may have actually worked in Kevin's favor. No doubt some KT fans fell even more in love with him after watching the show, and will continue to see him as the brave hero fighting the big bad government. (One diehard KT fan with whom I communicate on Facebook said she enjoyed the show a lot.)

Although there's been quite a lot of post-show buzz on Facebook and in the blogosphere so far (see links below), the net effects of the story remain to be seen. But keep in mind that this may not be the end of this cycle of KT coverage from ABC; I am sure they have many more hours of footage that they may roll out at some point.

In any case it is true that unlike
ABC's relatively in-depth 2010 coverage of the James Arthur Ray debacle (with some side stories about some of Ray's fellow "stars" in The Secret), the ABC/KT segment Wednesday night was more "gotcha!" It was actually the kickoff for a new consumer-oriented ABC summer series, The Lookout, under the umbrella of Nightline/Primetime. Trudeau took up the first half of the hour-long premiere, and the second half was devoted to mold inspection scams. Next week: fat-burning machines and bedbugs. (Or locksmith scams and the truth about thread counts in sheets. ABC has run several different promos over the past few weeks so I imagine they're kind of making it up as they go along.) And so it goes.

The problems with Kevin Trudeau, of course, go far beyond consumer issues, and even beyond the white-collar crimes the FTC and probably several other government agencies have been trying to pin on him for years. There are also serious issues related to the selfish-help/New-Wage/McSpirituality industry and Scamworld -- issues such as
manipulation, cult tactics, and just generally messing with people's minds and emotions (and little wonder, since KT has admitted being a fan of Scientology). But I wouldn't expect ABC to go into all of that regarding a scammer who, unlike James Ray, has so far not killed anyone (that I know of, anyway).

Despite the growing collection of evidence about Kevin's wrongdoings, he may, rightly or wrongly, still end up walking. Some have been speculating for months that this may be the case.
Here's one guy, David Connelly, who, though far from the first to suggest such a scenario, does so in the context of responding to the ABC story. In his video Connelly purports to be an impartial observer, but later in one of the comments he says he is an unabashed Trudeau fan. Even so, and despite his apparent unwillingness to entertain any issues of morality or ethics, Connelly makes some good points about Kevin's clever maneuverings of funds (though I don't buy Connelly's (possibly tongue-in-cheek) suggestions of a "conspiracy" involving a GIN council).*

Despite his many fans and followers, Kevin Trudeau isn't out of hot water yet, legally or morally. Following
his evidentiary hearing on May 21 -- a hearing in which he pleaded the Fifth Amendment nearly 400 times -- he is due back in Judge Robert Gettleman's court on June 26, when the court holds his former attorney and GIN co-founder Marc Lane's feet to the fire. At that point Judge Gettleman may or may not make a decision on whether or not to incarcerate Kevin, and for how long.

Then there is
a related criminal case[1:10-cr-0086]with Judge Ronald Guzman. The fact that the hearings are being dragged out in the civil case has probably altered the docket of the criminal case, which was originally scheduled to go to trial this Monday (June 3). Again, there's no certainty that any of this will result in Trudeau's being thrown in jail.

And speaking of the Fifth... Goodness me,
June 26, the day Kevin is due back in court, is the fifth anniversary of his marriage to his beautiful young Ukrainian bride Natalie Babenko, "a successful businesswoman in her own right" (that's how the ABC story says KT's lawyers describe her). One wonders if the happy couple will be together in that courtroom making goo-goo eyes at each other. I am inclined to think not.


Natalie Babenko, aka Mrs. Kevin Trudeau, is gorgeous in canary yellow.
Will she eventually sing like a canary to protect herself? Stay tuned.
(The pic on the left is from a
series of photos from happier sun-kissed, GIN-soaked days...
)

* Addendum, 7 June 2013:David Connelly has since "switched sides" re Kevin Trudeau, as indicated in this more recent video. I think it's more accurate to say that he merely solidified a position towards which he'd been leaning for a while. My opinion is that Connelly, like so many others who are constantly making videos, likes the attention and likes to be controversial. But it also seems clear from the bit at the beginning of this latest video that he is revolted by some of Trudeau's ex-b.f.f.s -- namely Loony Coldwell -- whom he perceives to be worse than Trudeau (and many, many people agree with that).

Now, to me it's not an either-or situation. I can be anti-KT AND anti-Coldwell and other scammer/predators too. But then, I've learned over the years to "think big," because Scamworld is a big, big place.


More reactions to the ABC story about Kevin Trudeau:

More True-dough on this Whirled:

Wheels of Fortune?* -- Man crawls off plane and right back on to my Whirled

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It's been quite a while since I wrote about one of my favorite SNAG-gy posers, the performance artist who calls himself Dreaming-Bear(real name Baraka Kanaan. Oh, wait. Make that DR. Baraka Kanaan, aka "Dr. Baraka" or "Dr. DreamingBear."). Dreaming-Bear, whom some ditzy journo nicknamed "The Kissing Prophet" a few years ago, and who calls himself "The Modern Day Rumi," has been a Whirled favorite in past years, by virtue of having built his empire upon a whole pseudo-erotic shtick involving over-wrought poetry and prose about "kissing" his followers into consciousness. He used to do most of this nearly-naked, but has tried to soften his image a bit in recent years.

Dreaming-Bear has aroused suspicion about his true provenance (is he Native American? Middle Eastern? Boring white-bread boy trying to improve his mystical creds?)... but that, of course, has not prevented him from attracting followers. Often times, people who want to believe don't just ignore inconsistencies; they embrace them as mysteries. In this September 2007 post I snarked at some length about DB's pandering and his (mostly female) admirers' responses.

He continued to capture my attention, even though he was really pretty small-time by Scamworld standards, because he seemed, to me, so ridiculously phony -- that low-hanging fruit that certain species of lazy bloggers love to toy with while
other more serious bloggers are going after the really bad guys. Over the past few years, however, DB has also made efforts to align himself with the larger Scamworld, where the real money is and some pretty bad guys are. Look, here he is with Mock Victims Hansen, co-perp of the Chicken Soup series.



And here's pop-psych author Harold Bloomfield, M.D. (who helped popularize Transcendental Meditation in the 1970s), waxing poetic about DB. Dr. Baraka just seems to inspire that kind of writing in people.

Click to enlarge. (Nausea advisory in effect.)

Of Dreaming-Bear's Lovevolution concerts, Bloomfield writes:
Each concert begins with a brief ceremonial honoring of the women who are present, in which DreamingBear invites the men to verbally acknowledge the feminine energy in a kind of apology for the past and proposal for the future.

Word had it that Deebie had his own way of "acknowledging the feminine energy" and that all too many of his personal "proposals for the future" involved picking some attractive females in the audience to exploit in the near future, in one way or another. But oh, what a pickup line: "Men are dicks, but here's mine." (Did I just make a rhyme?)

Although I hadn't been writing much recently about "Dr. DreamingBear," as he now seems to prefer to be called, I still get fairly frequent emails or comments to my blog, thanking me for poking holes in his sacred image. Some of the messages are from women who have thanked me fervently for keeping them from falling into DB's seductive trap -- he seems to be quite the exploiter of the ladies, as are many in his position. I've heard from women who said they attended his events and he targeted them with his "charms," and they were tempted even though they had sort of an uneasy feeling about him... and then they read my blog, which made them realize that they were wise to listen to their gut feelings.

For a while, it seemed that my blog posts were just about the only press that DB was getting, to the point that he sent me a couple of emails a few years ago, asking me to give him a call so we could talk, and begging me to please quit writing about him, and asking me to take down the things I had written about him, and subtly threatening me with legal action or at least karmic consequences. I wrote a little about that on this January 2009 blog post (
scroll down to "Calling on Dreaming-Bear").

I did quit writing about DB so much, but only because bigger and admittedly slimier fish grabbed my attention.

But now he's in the news with a new claim to fame: He is, according to press reports, a "disabled paraplegic," aka the man who crawled off a plane and right into a lawsuit. Someone just alerted me to this today, suggesting that I Google "Man Crawls Off Plane." And sure enough, there was my old friend Dreaming-Bear. On July 23, 2013, he
filed a civil lawsuit, with a request for a jury trial, against Delta Airlines for an unspecified amount, in response to a couple of incidents that occurred in July 2012. The incidents, he claimed, caused him "intense physical and extreme emotional suffering." Compensation and damages will be determined at trial.

The story just hit the media late last month (I don't know how I missed it).
Here's another article about the incident.

And here is Baraka Kanaan's actual complaint.

I briefly wrote about Dreaming-Bear's reported disability on this July 2008 post (scroll down to
"Dreaming-Bear: rolling with the punches"). Some accused me of being a little unkind. Although Dreaming-Bear claims he was in a car wreck some years ago, and various back surgeries have forced him to use a wheelchair at times, there was some dispute, including among people who said they knew him personally and had observed his behavior first-hand, about whether he was exaggerating or exploiting his situation for various reasons. Dreaming-Bear himself wrote to me, in one of the emails I mentioned above, that he is "legally disabled."

Some of the recent news stories have said he was in a car wreck in 2000 that left him partially paralyzed. It does seem that he has gotten around pretty well in the intervening years, despite that partial paralysis. (DreamingBear himself has an explanation for that; see the PS below.)

Now, lest you think I'm still being heartless and am making light of people with disabilities, or that I'm excusing anybad behavior on the part of Delta Airlines (or any airline who mistreats the genuinely disabled, or any other passenger or employee), I'm not. Delta apparently has a history of egregious treatment of the disabled. And if you read the July 2008 Whirled post I linked to above, you'll see that I have, in the past, tried to give DB the benefit of the doubt on this matter.

Even so, something keeps nagging at me, and in light of Dreaming-Bear's shenanigans in the past, I have to look at this story with raised eyebrows. Forgive me for thinking -- even after looking at things from his perspective (see below) that there may be more to the tale than meets the eye.

It could turn out to be a real case that actually forces offending airlines to improve their treatment of passengers with special needs -- which would be a good thing. Or it could be just more histrionics from an established drama queen and New-Wage dilettante who is scavenging for yet another source of (eventual) income. I'm not making that call yet. I'm open to either possibility and will certainly make corrections as necessary.

But my b.s. meter is on full alert for now, and maybe yours should be as well.

PS, added 6 August, 2013 ~ Although a cursory search for stories related to this incident revealed mostly uncritical reporting (with a few mostly sympathetic commentaries in the mix), I found this entry on the First2Board blog, Travelblawg, which had an interesting comment about "Dr." Deebie's Twitter feeds around the time the incidents actually occurred, as opposed to his Twitter feeds around the time of the lawsuit. Dreaming-Bear is on Twitter under the user name, Mauitopia, with this tag line on the banner:
"I am the voice of the cosmos & of nature, the ecstasy of stars is with me & the birth pangs of Earth are with me. I have become the tongue of trees." Uh-huh.

The Travelblawg blogger screen-shot those respective feeds, with a little bit of snarkin' about Deebie's poetics. As per usual, click to enlarge.
 



 

Granted, it does take time to put a lawsuit together, and Deebie apparently went through channels (complaining to the airline, to the FAA, etc.) and gave Delta a chance to make things right before the suit was finally filed. And he could have also been advised by counsel at the time the incidents occurred not to write much about them. (He also had spinal surgery some time after the incident; his legal complaint suggested that the surgery, which had already been scheduled, had to be delayed because of injuries suffered during the incident.) Moreover, he did note in one of his 2013 tweets that he had "reported" the incident last year, presumably meaning that he informed his followers at some point about what was going on. So a Twitter feed alone is not an indication that this was not a matter of concern for him at the time it first happened. Still, it seems blogworthy.

Baraka certainly hasn't been silent on Facebook in the wake of the lawsuit filing. A couple of days ago he wrote about the "defamation" campaign by Delta. He explains that he is being unfairly persecuted for having "a life before being in this wheelchair." In fairness to him I will post a screen shot:



On that same post, he also posted some shots of his medical reports as of February 2012, nearly six months prior to the Delta incidents. Here they are:







So there you have it, or some of it, anyway, from Dr. DreamingBear's side. Funny thing, though: my b.s. meter is still on alert. And for the record, I am not working for Delta, or on behalf of Delta, or for or on behalf of anyone else in the army of persecutors whom Deebie likes to imagine are after him. I'm here on my own behalf, doing my part to keep hustlers and scammers from hustling and scamming any more people than necessary.

Baraka 'round the Whirled:
* With apologies to the producers of the old sitcom, Frasier.

Kevin Trudeau: things heat up as criminal trial approaches

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[NOTE: See important update, 8 August, at the end of this post. ~CC]
 

It's been a while since I posted about serial scammer Kevin Trudeau, who is currently embroiled in a couple of lawsuits with the US Federal Trade Commission (FTC): a civil case (case number 1:03-cv-03904, United States District Court for the Northern District of Illinois, Eastern Division, the Honorable Robert W. Gettleman presiding) and a related criminal contempt case (number 1:10-cr-0086, with the Honorable Ronald A. Guzman). But I haven't been letting the grass grow under my feet. I've been keeping up with the paper shuffling via PACER.gov. And, via a publicly viewable page on Facebook (GIN Network Truth), I have been regularly sharing links to the court documents that have been generated since I last blogged about this matter on July 26. But it's high time for a Whirled update, don't you think? Particularly since not everybody is on Facebook.

The big news on the criminal case
First off, one of the biggest pieces of news is that Katie's lawyers have asked for a short continuance of his criminal trial, which was scheduled to begin August 26, 2013. However, in light of 17,000 more pages of evidence and exhibits and whatnot that KT's lawyers say the government threw at them at the last minute (this past Friday, August 2, to be exact), they say they're going to need a little more time to prepare. Or as the doc says, "These documents relate to litigation between the FTC and
ITV, a company involved in the infomercial for the Weight Loss Cure book at issue in this case. As such, these documents have the potential to be central to the defense."

The motion to continue is unopposed. Here is that motion, which was filed on Monday, August 5.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/158747133/Trudeau-Criminal-Case-Document-78-Motion-for-Short-Continuance-of-Trial-08-15-13

Can you say, "More delays," boys and girls? You have to wonder why those 17,000 pages were presented so late in the game.

The civil case: as usual, more nuanced than video sensationalists present it
Now let's get up to speed on the civil case. Yesterday ex-GIN member Abe Husein posted a YouBoob video declaring, for the umpteenth time, that "THIS IS IT! THIS IS THE END! THIS IS REALLY THE END!" for what is arguably Trudeau's largest and most elaborate scam to date,
the Ponzi-like Global Information Network (GIN). Abe claimed that the FTC has seized complete control of GIN's assets, that two receivers have already been assigned to KT's case and they now have control over all of the GIN money and all of Kevin's other money, and that KT can no longer even pay his lawyers. Well... um... not quite. Judging by the actual court documents, the parties are still hammering out the details.

On July 26, 2013, Judge Gettleman decided that it was okay to go with the receivership plan (which Katie's counsel had suggested) in lieu of throwing Katie in jail immediately to force him to pay the judgment.


This is the order signed by Judge Gettleman on July 26. The judge only upheld the FTC's motion in part, agreeing with the findings of the FTC, and once again declaring Trudeau in contempt -- but refusing to incarcerate Trudeau at that time. However, he ordered that Trudeau's assets be turned over to a receiver. But this is by no means the final word; as you'll see if you follow the links below to subsequent documents, Trudeau's attorneys continue to argue with the FTC attorneys over the details.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/158809420/Trudeau-Civil-Case-Document-729-07-26-13

The FTC did not like the idea of a receivership at all -- they want to toss Katie in a cage NOW -- but they are reluctantly going along with it, and as ordered by the court, they came up with two PROPOSED receivers to be appointed.

On July 29, 2013, the FTC filed this statement (Document 730) about the receivership:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/157698822/Trudeau-Civil-Case-Document-730-FTC-Statement-Re-Receiver-07-29-13

The FTC lawyers seem quite disgusted that money that could have been spent to satisfy Kevin's debt has been going to Kevin's lawyers and, of course, to furnish his lifestyle. The FTC's commentary on the whole idea of the receivership -- is really pretty snarky, as these things go. The FTC lawyers and investigators responsible for producing this doc were clearly not pleased about the receivership, which they said will just cause more delays and will make the possibility of redress even more remote.

(Yet for various reasons, which I've gone into on previous posts here and on Facebook, I think that their own plan to throw Katie in jail till he coughs up the dough seems equally lame.)

The FTC, after pouting a bit in Document 730, apparently decided to accept their lot and made a proposal for freezing the assets of Katie's entities all over the globe. Document 731 was filed on August 1:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/157873182/Trudeau-Civil-Case-Document-731-08-01-13-PROPOSED-Order-to-Appoint-Receiver-and-Freeze-Assets

The day after the FTC filed their proposed order to tighten the choke chain on Katie's neck, his lawyers had something to say. They argued that the FTC proposal was grossly unfair and would hurt innocent KT employees and business partners the world over. They also filed a document saying that KT needs money so he can continue to pay his lawyers. They asked that the KT legal defense fund be exempted from any freeze order. They said this is particularly important now that KT's criminal trial is approaching. They also presented an alternative proposal for a receivership order. This was filed on Friday, August 2. It is actually two documents, but I spliced Document 735-1 on to Document 735 for your convenience:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/157874170/Trudeau-Civil-Case-Document-735-08-02-13-Trudeau-Response-to-Receiver-Order-Includes-Doc-735-1

Later the same day, a subsequent document was filed, in which Katie respectfully begged the court to release enough funds for him to pay his lawyers, particularly in light of the fact that he has that criminal trial coming up on August 26. That would be Document 736, which has an attachment, 736-1, an exhibit that includes, among other things, a declaration from KT's former financial guy, Michael Dow. Mr. Dow explains that Kevin's Natural Cures Health Institute (NCHI) was specifically set up to help defray Kevin's legal expenses, and that the NCHI web site is standwithkt.com. Here's the link to Document 736, with Michael Dow's declaration attached.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/158279997/Trudeau-Civil-Case-Document-736-Motion-to-Release-Assets-for-Payment-of-Attorney-Fees-With-Exhibit-1-Michael-Dow-Declaration-08-02-13

Mr. Dow said in his declaration that those funds are not under Trudeau's control (where have we heard that before?), and that Trudeau doesn't have direct access to them; the signatories are Dow himself, one of the infamous Morters (long-time business partners and fishing buddies of KT), and another individual, Janine Nubani. (I believe
this is the same Janine who is a former girlfriend of KT and a long-time business associate of his.) There are also several other exhibits to illuminate the points that the government should keep its mitts off of the Stand With Katie monies.

The FTC responded on August 5 with a document that pretty much scoffed at all of KT's lawyers' proposals, and argued that KT should not be allowed to pay his attorneys with money that they say rightfully belongs to his customers. Attached to that doc were nearly 300 pages of exhibits, including a transcript of what went on in Judge Gettleman's court July 26.

The document linked to below is actually a consolidation of two complete documents (737 and 737-1) and a portion of 737-2. The latter is nearly 300 pages, much of which contain redundant financial records already seen in previous documents. So I only attached the portion containing the transcript of the oral arguments on July 26, 2013, which resulted in Judge Gettleman refusing to incarcerate KT to force payment. The oral argument transcript is very interesting and should fill in the finer details about events that were fairly widely reported by the media on July 26.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/158746581/Trudeau-Civil-Case-Document-737-737-1-and-737-2-Partial-08-05-13

At any rate, as near as I can tell from perusing the recent documents, nothing has been set in stone yet. The sky has not yet fallen. Trudeau is cornered but not conquered. Meanwhile, lawyers for the plaintiff and the defendant are still duking it out on paper.

I will continue to visit PACER regularly and see if there is anything new. But from where I sit, with what I know from perusing the court docs, most of the things that Abe's latest vid describes as a done deal are anything but. All together now:

"No neat and tidy endings!"
My spin
I'm still trying to be as fair as possible, within the significant constraints of my role as a snarky blogger who has an unwavering opinion that Kevin Trudeau is a lifelong scammer and has only the most casual relationship with anything resembling "truth." But it's sometimes hard to be balanced where Scamworld is concerned.
First Amendment, my a$$
Katie's defenders are still echoing his own histrionics, saying this is nothing more than a First Amendment/freedom of expression issue and that the government is being tyrannical. I've written about this several times,
including this August 2011 post, which still seems relevant.

Apropos of that, I found
this August 2010 blog post in which Kevin scolds people who question why a billionaire like he should have to beg for money for his legal defense.

The real question should be, “Why do I have to pay tens of millions of dollars in my own money and go to jail, so YOU can have free access to information?” All of you have to understand is that I am fighting the government for YOU. They want ME in jail for sharing with YOU information about natural ways to cure and prevent disease.
Consider this…
I did not make one penny for any of the Weight Loss Cure books sold on TV.
I have not received one cent in salary from doing the radio show.
I know this stuff. I do NOT need to do this radio show and I do NOT need to continue writing books. I do NOT need to risk going to jail by exposing government and corporate corruption. If YOU want me to continue to do this, why should I have to go to jail and why should I have to pay millions of my own money in legal fees so YOU can get this information? I make NO money doing this!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've heard it before, Kevin. And on paper, it is probably true that Kevin himself did not personally and directly receive all of the money for the Weight Loss Cure book. He and his asset protection army are too clever for that. But you can bet your bottom dollar that he ended up spending most of that money anyway.

It's not all black-and-white, but some of it is
Despite the fact that I think True-dough is both a clever scammer, and alternately a braggart and a whiner as it suits him, I have to say it appears that his lawyers are holding their own as they continue to argue their case that the FTC and some of the court actions are arbitrary and unfair. This is from Document 736-1:

Judge Guzman recently ruled that the maximum term of imprisonment the Court could impose upon conviction is life. In other words – without any change whatsoever in the allegations or charges – the criminal case has changed from a bench trial and a maximum term of imprisonment of six months to a jury trial and a maximum term of imprisonment of life.

The jury trial is scheduled to commence on August 26, 2013 (exactly one month after the Court froze Trudeau’s assets and the assets of anyone working in concert with him, which is undefined in the Court’s order).
[Note: This was written before the continuance issue came up again. ~CC] Given that the criminal trial is rapidly approaching (after pending for several years), the severity of the potential penalty, and the very recent imposition of a dramatically broad freeze order, the Court should exempt attorneys’ fees from that order as contemplated in that order such that Trudeau can afford a defense in what has become a major criminal trial.

Furthermore, in the instant case, the FTC continues to seek Trudeau’s immediate incarceration. It has become obvious that the FTC is more interested in incarcerating Trudeau than reimbursing consumers (why else would the FTC have refused to cash nearly $55,000 in checks from Trudeau and have failed to reimburse even a single consumer – a decision that the FTC has never explained).
It's really not all black and white. I get that. Yet the FTC has clearly cornered Trudeau and has exposed lies and inconsistencies time and time again.
Kevin really should have stuck with MLMs all along if he just wanted to scam in peace. The FTC seems to be pretty cool with MLMs, as discussed here (among many other spots on Salty Droid's blog). But Kevin found himself an even more lucrative niche: "forbidden" misinformation (with a dash of real but far from secret or forbidden info thrown in for good measure).

With GIN he found a convenient and clever way to sell this info via an MLM, thus having the best of both worlds. But by the time he rolled out GIN, he was already in so much trouble that GIN was bound to get the attention of the Feds, and of course it has, despite his best asset-shuffling efforts.
Elephants in the room
My friend Julie Daniel wrote this on a recent Facebook discussion about Trudeau's legal troubles:

Another thing I want to point out... kt threw GIN under the bus when it came down to it, he agreed to hand over the private books of everyone who is a member in GIN rather than pay a fine, which he could have done instead, as indicated by the way he lives and the things he buys. He could have paid the fine, and been done with it. Instead he begged from his members to help pay his legal defense. He continued to buy six thousand dollar boxes of cigars, and was pleading for others to give up their five dollar pack of cigarettes and send him the money.

I can't believe you [the KT defenders] don't see that!
I agree with Julie. This is one of the elephants in the room where the KT defenders are concerned. It is in fact part of a whole herd of elephants (no offense intended to pachyderms of any kind).

Another one -- related to Julie's point above -- is that it has always been written into the fine print (the disclosures and the disclaimer pages), on both the GIN site and the Stand With KT site, that the respective entities have a right to share all members' and donors' personal info with marketers and other third parties of the entities' choice, and also the right to hand over the member info to authorities if required. Part of this is standard Web site disclaimer language, and part of it is KT's acute awareness of his legal troubles -- but it all adds up to GIN being far from a secret society or exclusive club. It is just another mundane money grab for Kevin. The people who join GIN are just another bunch of chumps as far as Katie is concerned.

Trudeau formed the Natural Cures Health Institute in 2005 with the stated purpose to disseminate health and nutrition info and to be an advocate for natural health issues. That's what it says on paper, but Michael Dow told the courts recently that Natural Cures was formed to defray KT's legal costs. Natural Cures oversees the Stand With KT legal fund web site, of course. That is one of the funds that KT's lawyers have been fighting to have exempted from any freeze order that may go into effect.

As I noted above, GIN too was cleverly structured as a personal ATM for KT, and if you read the correspondence between him and his "asset protection" buddies such as Marc Lane in the months before the launch -- correspondence which is viewable on some of the hundreds of pages of court documents that have been filed in the past couple of months -- it is plain to see that KT's first priority with GIN was not to offer participants wonderful benefits, and certainly not to preserve their privacy, but to squirrel away as many funds as possible from the US government.

Even Judge Gettleman said in that July 26 hearing that he found Marc Lane's conduct re the asset planning/hiding to be quite disturbing, adding that in his opinion Lane probably crossed the line. The judge said that he had not yet decided what to do about Lane.

I don't blame you for not wanting to go back through hundreds and hundreds of pages of court docs, not all of which I've linked to. But you'll get a great summary in that July 26 transcript. Here is that link again.


Despite my efforts to present a more balanced viewpoint than the YouTube hysterics provide, I still think Kevin Trudeau is a crook, and I thank Julie for the reminder of how he is willing to throw his customers and loyal supporters under a bus.

The sad thing is that many of these supporters will not see it that way and they will continue to applaud Katie's actions as part of the fight against tyranny -- even as he continues to pick their pockets.

As I said above, the FTC issues are not all black-and-white; even though they have made a good case against Trudeau, I have increasing doubts that their proposed remedies will constitute justice or will really solve any problems, either regarding Trudeau's scams or with Scamworld in general.

And as I've also said before, I recognize that the government is not necessarily the "good guy" and in fact has behaved tyrannically many times over the years. In fact, if Kevin Trudeau were any kind of real hero I might even be cheering him on.

But he is not a hero.


PS ~ As for Kevin Trudeau's (most recent) bankruptcy case(Number 13-16784, filed on April 22 of this year), I have regularly gone back to PACER and checked on that too, and as of yesterday (August 6, 2013), nothing has changed; it is still listed as dismissed, and the deadline for objecting to discharge is still August 30, 2013.
 
Important update, added 8 August 2013
Since I don't live on PACER.gov (appearances to the contrary), and am not online 24 hours a day, I was a bit behind the curve on this one, but only by a few hours. Those matters discussed above -- which the FTC and Kevin Trudeau's lawyers have been going back and forth about over the past couple of months, particularly since July 26 -- have indeed come to a head... sort of... maybe. Yesterday, August 7, Judge Gettleman finally did sign the order appointing a receiver for Katie's assets. As often seems to happen, it was filed hours after I signed out for the last time. But no big deal. The important thing is that it happened.

Here's that document:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/158957309/Trudeau-Civil-Case-Document-742-08-07-13-Order-Appointing-a-Receiver-and-Ancillary-Relief-Signature-Redacted

(This was not the only document filed yesterday, but the others were simply revised and redlined drafts of proposals that ultimately made it into order signed by Judge Gettleman.)

For me, the main takeaway from this latest document is that even though the receiver does indeed hold an enormous amount of power, nothing is a done deal yet, not even now. Sure, GIN is still a scam and a losing game for pretty much everyone involved, and Kevin is still a scammer... but I've been saying that all along. Even so, the amateur video stars who are crowing about this matter and doing victory dances on the MeToobs are not dancing on Kevin's grave or even on GIN's grave -- not yet. To say nothing of Scamworld's grave.

(Note: These latest documents had not yet been made available at the time the "video star" in question posted his first vid about this matter, so my comments in the original post above, regarding that particular video, still stand. The victory dance vid is a subsequent offering, uploaded after the latest docs were filed.)

What happens to GIN and the rest of Katie's assets (including his employees) depends upon what the receiver is willing and able to do. For instance, consider the matter of foreign asset repatriation (Item IX, page 14 of the signed order linked to above): "It is further ordered that Trudeau and each Trudeau Entity shall take the following steps, but only with the Receiver’s express prior authorization, and only pursuant to and in accordance with the Receiver’s express instructions..."

And even though it is true that the receiver can do all sorts of things, that is only with the Court's approval.

No matter what the outcome, all of this would have happened with or without the amateur video makers, victory dancers, and random attention whores* who populate the Tubes and the Facebooks. The FTC has been working on these cases for many years, and both judges -- Judge Gettleman and Judge Guzman -- have had plenty of time to grow ever more disgusted with Trudeau. And, for better or worse, it is the government who should be doing the victory dance. Maybe. We'll have to see.

I still don't see any indication that the motion for a brief continuance of the criminal contempt trial (originally scheduled to commence on August 26, 2013) has been denied. If it's buried somewhere in that document and I am just not seeing it, I hope someone will point it out to me. As noted above, Trudeau's lawyers asked for a little more time to prepare for the trial, in light of their just having been given 17,000 pages of new documents that might prove central to the defense.

In any case, the story isn't over yet, and whether this turns out to be any sort of "victory" for unhappy KT consumers or not remains to be seen.



* This isn't a pot-and-kettle situation, in case you're wondering. I am not a video maker (not yet, anyway), a victory dancer (I can't dance worth a crap), or an attention whore (I'm just a blogging slut, though a cosmic one, according to a certain not-doctor).


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More True-dough on this Whirled:


Kevin Trudeau smacked around again by ABC, while Loony Lenny & Captain Winky sell speed

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I have so many blog posts that are screaming to be finished and published, but I am on deadline today. So here are just a couple of quickie snippets...
Click to enlarge. Source: http://abc.go.com/schedule

ABC's
The Lookoutfollows up on Kevin Trudeau

[Note: See my review just below this section. ~CC] On May 29, 2013, the premiere episode of ABC's new consumer-oriented summer series, The Lookout,
tackled serial scammer Kevin Trudeau and his Global Information Network (GIN). As you know, much has happened since then, and over this past weekend ABC began running TV promos of a follow-up, scheduled to air tonight (at least in the US) at 10:00 Eastern/9:00 Central. I announced this on some of the Facebook forums a few days ago, but it's only fitting that I post it on this Whirled too.
Click to enlarge. Source: broadwayworld.com

I decided it would also be very helpful for me to share this information and a couple of other crucial tidbits with people who would not normally read my blog, so I also posted a brief announcement on the Stand With Katie Facebook page:

Click to enlarge

To catch up on what's going on with Kevin's civil and criminal court cases -- including links to important court documents --
click here.

This should give you an idea of what will be covered on tonight's KT segment of The Lookout.

Those of you who are rooting for him will be pleased to know that at least for the time being, he will be allowed to live in his rented McMansion in the Chicago area.

Quick review after viewing The Lookout episode...
Okay. It was good but not great, though it will probably be useful for those who didn't catch the May 29 segment. Most of tonight's episode was, in fact, a re-hash of the May 29 show. Of the old footage, it appears that this time around, they did add a few things that weren't in the original version (e.g., a couple more seconds of ex-GIN member Abe Husein actually behind the wheel of Katie's Bentley), but there was really no new background information. There was, however, a brief update mentioning the latest court actions -- most notably, the order signed by Judge Gettleman on August 7, assigning a receiver to handle Trudeau's assets, and a mention of some of the receiver's considerable powers. Here again is a link to that order.  There was no mention of the upcoming criminal trial, scheduled to begin on November 4. All told, it seems that there is more "new news" on the ABC link I provided in the paragraph above... and here is that link again.

Even so, we can expect the usual suspects to be crowing on the Facebooks tomorrow about how THIS story is the final nail in the coffin of GIN. Some of the folks on the Facebook forums are laughing about the huge number of "final nails" there have already been (well, "final" according to certain Loony prognosticators), and one of my Facebook buddies mentioned that there has been less fanfare about the bag of hammers driving those nails in. I can't imagine what he meant...
Don't get me wrong about any of the above. I still think ABC has done an excellent job of digging up information and chasing Katie around the globe and so forth. And they certainly know how to put together a riotously entertaining piece. Also, according to Bill Weir, the reporter who did both segments, some of the information in the May 29 story was actually used as evidence to help bolster the FTC's case, ultimately resulting in the decision to clip Katie's wings for a while. So there's that. But it remains to be seen how much, if any, difference it will make in the fight against Scamworld.
Here's a link where you can watch the video on the ABC site.

Speed-scamming
Meanwhile, two of KT's ex-cohorts, Loony Lenny Coldwell and Peter Wink, collectively known on this Whirled as Petard Winkwell, are up to their old tricks. As you may recall, these two are the brothers-in-harms who have deemed themselves the Supreme Founders of
the IMBS-ing U Master Baiter's Seekrit Klub (which is a cheap rip-off of the Global Information Network (GIN)). Lately they've taken to promoting yet another scam by yet another former co-scammer of Trudeau: speed-reading hustledork Howard Berg. They've been billing him as "the smartest man in the world," and are pushing one of his "can't-fail" home biz-ops.


I noticed the above promo last week and knew it was infinitely rich snark chum, but I had other distractions. But never fear. My pal Omri Shabat at Glancingweb has published a hilarious and informative post about this latest lame attempt at scamming the masses (link below, at the end of this post).


Yesterday's info-frauduct, from the days when
"The World's Fastest Reader" teamed up with "Mr. Mega Memory" himself 

In his post, Omri shared an old FTC order from 1998. You have to wonder if Howard Berg is currently violating any part of that order -- portions of which are apparently valid for at least five more years -- by continuing to promote his biz-ops. I wonder if the IMBS-ing U Supreme Tacos even care about that possibility. Maybe since Peter is pals with the FTC, having testified against Kevin, it's all okay.

As many of you may know, 1998 was the year the FTC first really got after Kevin. Howard Berg, among several others, are mentioned
in this classic document.

In a snarky nod to the past alliance between Berg and Trudeau, Omri writes:

Every day, before he brushes his fangs, Leonard Coldwell gazes lecherously upon the portrait of his homoeroticized hero and growls to himself “THE NAME IS TRUDEAU, KEVIN TRUDEAU.” In the meantime, he’s just scratching Trudeau’s moldering leftovers.
Yeah, that sounds about right.

But enough from me. Here's Omri, waxing hilarious as usual on
"The World's Fastest Bullsh-tter."


More True-dough on this Whirled:

Houston, we have a problem: Access Consciousness relocates HQ to H-Town

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I don't know how I missed this one when the news first broke. I chalk it up to being altogether too preoccupied with shuffling through court documents regarding serial scammer Kevin Trudeau's civil and criminal cases, not to mention wading through the loony rants of Trudeau's ex-b.f.f. Mocktor Leonard Coldwell (here's the most recent post, which has links to many others). Anyhow, here's the scoop, precisely two months late as I write this: the cult-like sex-and-money org, Access Consciousness, a Whirled favorite since 2007 (and explored last November, with much Cosmic encouragement, by award-winning investigative journalist Craig Malisow of the Houston Press), has actually relocated their global headquarters to my former neck of the woods, Houston, Texas.

Here's the press release, dateline June 17, 2013.
 

If you don't know much about Access and want to get up to speed, follow the link in the first paragraph to Craig Malisow's Houston Press article, and/or explore some of the links to Whirled Access pieces, listed at the end of this post. I've been blogging about these jokers for more than six years.

I sent a note about the Access relocation to a California friend of mine who is, to egregiously understate his feelings, no fan of Access. My friend responded, "Ew. There goes the neighborhood. What's right about this you're not getting?"


The latter comment was a snarky nod to an Access cliche, one of numerous mantras which Accessories are encouraged to repeat endlessly and robotically when confronted with life's little and big problems. Access takes its cliches very seriously. Matter of fact, some of the Access cliches have now become registered copyrights, as indicated on the Access web site. "What's right" etc. does not seem to be copyrighted yet, but give it time.

When you have a situation that is not working well for you, do you define it as difficult or a disaster? What does that do energetically? It solidifies the situation as a problem and perpetuates the wrongness. What if you asked, "How does it get any better than this?®" Or you could ask, "What else is possible?®" Or even, "What's right about this that I'm not getting?" When you do something that you define as a mistake, then how long do you judge and punish yourself? Days? Weeks? Years? What if you asked, "What's right about me that I'm not getting?" What if there is truly nothing wrong with you? Questions such as these invite the universe to provide other possibilities, awarenesses, people and events to assist you.

If you don't believe that Access has actually and officially copyrighted some of its cliches, here's this. And this. And of course, Access Consciousness © itself is trademarked. I sense that little by little they are going to try to trademark more words and phrases until they have dibs on the entire English language. At least the stupid parts of it.

Anyway. Certainly from Access' perspective, there are a lot of things "right" about the move to the Bayou City. Most importantly, Texas has no state sales tax. Texas, and particularly Houston, also offers a business-friendly environment -- and apart from being an icky sex cult and brain-cell destroyer, Access is, above all else, a business. These are heady times for growing businesses, as Houston has an economy that seems to be recovering more quickly than in other areas of the US, so there will be no dearth of local pockets to pick. And IAH (Bush Intercontinental Airport), is a hub, which is convenient for an organization that is hellbent on spreading its toxic sludge all over the globe. In other words, Houston boasts all of the advantages mentioned in the press release linked to above.

And then there are the other matters mentioned only indirectly -- such as a thriving metaphysical community, which is to say, a relatively dense population of gullibles who can give sunny Cali a run for its money any day. Or as Access founder Gary Douglas -- who first got his inspiration for Access by channeling the late Russian faux-monk Rasputin --was quoted in that press release, Houston is "...an area with a greater capacity for achievement and openness to new ideas." Uh-huh. Granted, Austin would seem a more logical choice if the McSpirituality GQ (gullibility quotient) were the only consideration, but Houston apparently has enough other perks to make it more attractive than the state capital to Access.
Ron and I even wrote about Houston's status as "Spaced City" years ago.Things have not changed much in that regard since that 1998 essay.


There are other factors not mentioned directly but oh-so-coyly hinted at in the press release, such as the fact that Space City also seems to have an unusually large number of gullible socialites and rich philanthropists with more money than sense. Most notably, there is long-time Access fa-silly-tator Curry Glassell, best known for whiningly contesting her rich daddy's will a few years ago -- and losing. She wanted more money from Daddy, but the court said no. She has apparently moved on, and is teaching Access Right Riches For You classes, in which she schools folks on "how to become money."

Apparently both Gary Douglas and his younger cohort Dain Heer are world-class altruists and philanthropists themselves. Or, as the press release puts it, "Dr. Heer and Mr. Douglas are both well-known for their charitable work and pursuit of a variety of entrepreneurial endeavors." Perhaps they want to rub elbows while they're picking pockets.

There are also a lot of horsey people in Houston and the surrounding areas, as well as, I surmise, a greater-than-average number of folks who are into various pursuits that sometimes border on the mystical, such as horse whispering and equine-assisted therapy. So Gary and to a lesser extent Dain can pursue that avenue too.
Gary's all about the horsies, after all.

And then of course we have Gary's famous
business consultancy business,which is a business that teaches businesses how they can become more conscious while they're wringing money from their customers. I'm sure there's a ripe market for that in bidness-friendly Houston, especially in light of the fact that for the past couple of decades, the corporate world has displayed an increasing openness to the insipid junk fabricated by New-Wage opportunists. I lampooned that very matter many years ago in my old book-like product, Cosmic Relief (here is a 2006 Whirled reprint).

I really can't wait to see how Houston warms up to the presence of Access and Gary and Dain. If
this fluff piece from FOX-26 News (uploaded to the Tubes on August 14, 2013) is any indication, Access is off to a great start. (Sorry, I couldn't seem to embed the vid, but the link in this paragraph and on the leading graphic should work.) It's interesting that, at least in the video snippet I saw, there was no mention of Access Consciousness. Dain was merely introduced as an author and life coach.

And here's another vid, made by Dain, in which he shows off his new backyard that backs up to Buffalo Bayou in Houston. He and Gary recently bought a $1.6 million dollar home in Houston's lovely Memorial Villages area. I'm sure they'll be very happy. Scamworld can be very profitable for some folks.

I have to wonder if Dain really gave that FOX-26 buffoon a "free session" after the interview. But come to think of it...
I really don't want to know.

Be it ever so humble... Rasputin would be so proud.

MoreWhirled Access:

Man made famous by Kevin Trudeau tells you how to cure aging, death, tumors, herpes, and ugliness

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 Here's a 2007 ad from the much-missed 
Weekly World News.*
Alas, The web site listed on the ad

is no longer in service. (Click to enlarge.)

As you are probably more than aware by now if you have been hanging around this Whirled at all over the past... oh... fifteen months or so -- or even if you have been paying attention to
the occasional news story about the matter -- serial scammer Kevin Trudeau is in a whole heap of trouble. The US Federal Trade Commission (FTC) is on his a$$ big time. He has a criminal contempt trial coming up in November. And a judge recently appointed a receiver to take over all of the known Trudeau business entities, and possibly even some unknown ones if they can find them, to see if they can scare up enough money to pay that $37 million dollar fine that the FTC decided would be a fair price for Katie to pay consumers who felt scammed by his weight loss book.

One of the latest pieces of buzz is related to Katie's biggest scam of all, the Ponzi-like Global Information Network (GIN), which, according to rumor, has caught the attention of the FBI. Recently there have been rumors of G-men showing up at the doors of X-GIN and quizzing them about their involvement with the club. If this is even remotely true, it is no doubt a logical consequence of events set in motion years ago. Apart from the FTC, numerous other government agencies (IRS, SEC, etc.)
have had their noses in Katie's business for years. So have various consumer orgs and state Attorneys General and District Attorneys. It may all be coming to a head now... or maybe not. I'm not really too excited about the FBI buzz at this point, particularly considering the sources. And I would question the credibility of anyone who says that the FBI is now handling GIN refunds.

Anyway. One of the chief defenses that KT defenders use to defend what I find mostly indefensible is that Kevin Trudeau has been a source of priceless information over the years -- particularly "health" info. Many folks honestly seem to believe Kevin's line that he is mostly being persecuted andprosecuted because he has been such a valuable source of information that "they" don't want you to know about. The "they" who want to keep this valuable data away from you include the big bad gummit, the big pharmaceutical companies, the medical profession, the food industry, and whatnot.

While much if not most of his "information" is questionable -- and is almost always presented in the context of selling something -- one thing that isn't questionable is that many purveyors of frauducts and flopportunities have skyrocketed to new levels of fame, particularly over the past few years, because Kevin Trudeau promoted them, either via his books, his radio show, or GIN. One of the more notorious flopportunists is the nefarious Not-Doc Loony Coldwell, the former Bernd Klein/Bernd Witchner, who, after fleeing his homeland of Germany (for reasons he has never really explained in a credible manner), was a daft little nothing in the US until Trudeau recommended him in his first Natural Cures book. And voila! Overnight, Loony had been transformed, via that Trudeau magic, into a daft little something. After being ousted from GIN in spring of 2012, Loony turned on his former b.f.f., but his ride on the Katie train was a good one for him while it lasted.

Numerous other folks have ridden to fame, and some to at least fleeting fortune, on that same train. And though some may now feel a little bit uncomfortable about their past (or present) association with Trudeau, in light of his troubles becoming so glaringly apparent, most have remained rather quiet about it. Loony is an exception, ranting nonstop about Trudeau on Facebook and on his own site. He is like an angry red boil on the bum of Scamworld -- a boil that just won't go away.

But there's one guy you may not have heard of who also got a ride on that train for a time. He took a couple of paragraphs' worth of frauduct promotion in Katie's first Natural Cures book and built a whole cottage empire,
complete with cheesy web sites. I'm talking about Alex Chiu, a Chinese-American crackpot who has a line of frauducts for which he has made some very big claims indeed.

F'rinstance,
there are his Immortality Rings. These are magnetic rings you wear on your fingers while you're sleeping, and, if you really want superb results, you also wear magnetic foot braces on your toes. Sez Kevin, writing about the rings in Natural Cures:
"These are inexpensive and easy to use. Simply wear this specially designed Magnetic ring on the small finger of each hand, and if you want even more benefit, wear the foot (toe) brace on each foot. These are worn when you sleep. The health benefits seem to be almost unbelievable. This device appears to radically slow the aging process and, in most cases, appears to reverse the aging process; people report looking and feeling younger as time goes on. These are absolutely amazing."
~ Kevin Trudeau, Natural Cures, pg.116 [cited in Chiu's promotional copy]
Maybe that's why Katie looks so young for his advanced age -- well, it's advanced according to some of the dolts who actually believed Kevin when he wrote, a few years ago, that he was 76. (Hint: He was joking. He even said he was joking, the point being to taunt the FTC.) At present Kevin is actually only 50, though he was still in his 40s at the time he said he was 76.

The only bad thing is that once Kevin made Alex's magickal magnetics so popular, a host of copycat magickal magnets flooded the market. So Alex and his affiliates had to spend a lot of time and energy convincing people not to fall for imitations. For instance,
there's this 2011 vid where you get to see a real live set of the genuine Alex Chiu magickal rings, sitting in front of a copy of Natural Cures and set off by some shaky camera work.

There's a small catch, though -- and here's what Katie doesn't tell you in Natural Cures -- the Immortality Rings/Braces alone won't do the trick if you have some really egregious things wrong with you, such as a serious handicap or a giant tumor. (Actually, either one of those could describe what Loony Coldwell was to Kevin True-dough... but I digress.) If you have some potentially grave stuff going on inside or out, such as tumors or handicaps or cancers or herpes or angry, maniacal little German twerps,
you also need the Super Chi Flush. Here is the scientifical explanation from Alex:

The Immortality Rings re-align and regroup your body faster than it ages.  Therefore it is believed to reverse the aging process.  But if you have a serious handicap or a giant tumor, the rings alone cannot cure you....
...That's why Super Chi Flush is created. 
Super Chi Flush's herbal compound is strong enough to break the toughest clogs in your body.  It will send Chi energy into any area of your body.  Super Chi Flush will allow you to feel healing throughout the entire body.  You will feel constant healing for the entire healing session.  (around 2 hours)  So you can enjoy 2 hours of very strong and noticeable 'healing feeling' every night at your most critically blocked area.
Super Chi Flush fights the toughest clogs in the body slowly opening up the blockades which hindered the flow of Chi energy.  The end result is that the entire body's Chi flow will eventually be unclogged.  Could this mean that all handicaps, tumor, herpes, cancer, etc. will all be flushed away by Super Chi Flush?  No medical claim, so you decide.
Super Chi Flush is green-food powder that contains only natural herbs.  Absolutely no side affect.  Super Chi Flush does not work without Gorgeouspil and the Immortality Rings.
Direction of use: Dump 3 teaspoons of Super Chi Flush powder into half a cup of cold or warm water.  Mix well.  Drink it along with Gorgeouspil 20 minutes before you go to bed for healing. 
Ingredients: Dong Quai, Korean ginseng, Hoelen, Ramulus Mori, Shitake, Reishi, Kelp, barley grass, Marjoram, Basil, Thyme, Parsley, Ginkgo Biloba, American ginseng, ginger, black pepper, and Licorice.  Most of it is Chinese herbs.
I bet Super Chi Flush is even better than a Bepure Cleanse. (I wonder if it would help the intractable drain in the tub in our master bathroom...)

Now, let's suppose that you have successfully stopped the aging process by wearing Immortality Rings/Braces on your fingers and toes, and have unclogged the clogged areas of your innards so that your Chi is flowing wherever it needs to flow. (Hopefully you won't get any excess Chi on those new 800-count Egyptian cotton bed sheets.) With your Ring-wearing and your Super-flushing, will you have finally found the key to perfect health and happiness?

Well... probably not, and certainly not if you happen to be ugly. But the good news is that there is a cure for ugly too, and Alex Chiu has it. It's this marvelous supplement called Gorgeouspil. Gorgeous + pil=Gorgeouspil. Get it?

Gorgeouspil works, says Alex, by magically rearranging your bone structure. It can make you right purty right away, and if you use it long enough, you will one day reach PHYSICAL PERFECTION.

Don't take my word for it. Pictures don't lie. Here, for instance, is a picture proving that if you take Gorgeouspil, you can be transformed from a pouty young woman with no makeup to a pouty young woman with makeup. And if you take Gorgeouspil long enough, like maybe three to four weeks, you can morph into a pouty young woman who has makeup and also has fake blood all over the lower part of her face.




You can read more about these miraculous makeovers -- including Alex Chiu's own transformation from a man with a "typical Asian face" to one with a more "macho and manly" white-person face -- right here. I know this will blow all of your preconceived notions out of the water, but Alex Chiu managed to look good at the ripe old age of...gasp... 38!.. because of Gorgeouspil and his magnetic Immortality Rings.

But if you are still not convinced after all of that, take a gander at Franco Fiori of Italy, whose before-and-later picture appears in the 2007 Weekly World News ad at the top of this page. Franco went from an average man to a man with TV star looks in just a matter of weeks.


But wait, there's more! Gorgeouspil, like those magickal magnetic rings, will not only make you prettier, but it will also help keep you from aging. And ultimately, if enough people take Gorgeouspil, it will solve the problem of human overpopulation. It all has to do with that Chi-flow thing again.
And Gorgeouspil can stop humans from multiplying! So spreading the usage of Gorgeouspil can save the environment.  Here's why:
  1. Without Gorgeouspil, people's bodies would age.  Blockages of Chi energy would torment a person's soul.   The soul can no longer tolerate flowing inside a deteriorating body.  New bodies need to be reproduced.
  2. The deteriorating body is forced to produce offspring so that his soul can share a line of new and fresh bodies.  This is what I call 'abandon ship' theory.
  3. But with Gorgeouspil, the body will constantly be repaired.   Blockages of Chi energy will slowly be opened up.  If there is [sic] no more blockages of Chi energy, the soul will no longer be tormented.  Therefore the body no longer needs to reproduce itself.  No more 'abandon ship'.
So people who take Gorgeouspil don't want kids.  (You still can have kids. But you just don't want one.)  A person who takes Gorgeouspil likes to concentrate his soul within his own body and does not wish to scatter his soul on to other bodies.  So making babies is not desirable for people who take Gorgeouspil.  Gorgeouspil allows a person to achieve unlimited beauty and unlimited youth.  Meanwhile, it stops humans from unnecessary reproductions of more human beings.
Help bring this new technology to light.  For the sake of mother nature, for the sake of millions of innocent animals, for the sake of your own future.  Don't blindly let the unnecessary reproductions of more human beings ruin our home.  Spread the word about Gorgeouspil.
As an immortal you have a duty to protect our planet.  Let the spreading of words be your first mission.

We don't sell copper bracelets. We offer neodymium magnet, which was introduced by Natural Cures Trudeau, the book natural cures they don't want you to know about (page 194, 1st edition). Copper bracelet doesn't work as well as health magnets that we sell. Our neodymium magnets are truly the best magnetic finger rings on the market.
Keep in mind that Gorgeouspil doesn't really work properly without the magickal rings and Super Chi Flush. Here's what it says on the Super Chi Flush page, regarding Gorgeouspil and the rings:
Gorgeouspil will maximize the power of the rings by stimulating all cells in your body forcing them to regroup and re-align.  But I find it difficult for Gorgeouspil to open up the extremely critical damages of your body.  Gorgeouspil can help regroup and rebound your backbone because bone and flesh are the easiest to heal.  But delecate [sic] Chi blockades in the spinal cord might be difficult for Gorgeouspil to rebound.  The Gorgeouspil energy simply by-passes through the bone and flesh area and might not enter the spinal cord's nerve area. 
So of course you do need you some of that Super Chi Flush too. Just remember that Super Chi Flush, as you probably noticed from the copy above, doesn't really work properly without Gorgeouspil and the magickal rings. And the magickal rings don't really work properly without Super Chi Flush and Gorgeouspil.

I think you get my drift. You need the whole shebang.

How much will all of this set you back?
This may give you an idea.

And there you have it, Dear Ones: the seekrits to immortality, and all for a very reasonable price. Maybe if that other famous Trudeau-endorsed "immortal," Mony Vital, had bought some of this junk,
he wouldn't have kicked off on the GIN cruise earlier this year.

In any case, had it not been for Kevin True-dough, the work of the genius creator of the Immortality Rings and Braces, Super Chi Flush, and Gorgeouspil might have gone unnoticed by the world. And that would have been a tragedy.

Thanks to the Trudeau-endorsed Alex Chiu (who, oddly enough, seems to be missing in action these days; perhaps the FTC and the FDA "noticed" him too), we have seen that there is, at last, a possible cure for aging, death, tumors, herpes, and ugly. But it appears that even with all of these great advances,
there is still no cure for stupid.

And Kevin Trudeau will continue, in one way or another -- whether through magickal magnets, hair farming systems, or mystical e-Pendants -- to milk that stupid for all it's worth.


More snarks about Chiu from years past:
Some ChiuTube:http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6538DE6CD60FF734

* Thanks to my pal Chris Locke, author of the fabulous but too-long-neglected Mystic B blog, for sending the Weekly World Newsad to me.

More True-dough on this Whirled:


Kevin Trudeau's opulent lifestyle in danger (maybe), while the Scamworld Express chugs along

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Most of this post is taken from recent postings on Facebook by Yours Truly and a very close friend of Yours Truly named Armza Kimbo, whose blanket permission I have to re-post. So if you happen to be a member of those Facebook forums and have a feeling of deja vu, there's your explanation.
~CC


Times is tough* when a serial scammer can't continue to live the opulent lifestyle to which he has become accustomed. But that's what may be happening to Whirled fave Kevin Trudeau. Soon, he may not be able to spend any of his hard-scammed money for fine cee-gars and the other accoutrements of a successful billionaire way of life. He may even have to go out and get a real job somewhere. Well, maybe.

If all goes as scheduled on the docket, lawyers from the US Federal Trade Commission (FTC) will be in a Chicago court house again tomorrow, 4 September 2013, at 9:15 AM Central Daylight Time or thereabouts, to present a motion before the court to keep Trudeau's personal expenditures under even tighter control than they presumably already are (Case 1:03-cv-03904, the Honorable Robert W. Gettleman presiding).

The FTC is doing what they can to put a damper on what is left of Katie's lifestyle while the court-appointed receiver picks and scratches and digs through his business entities and personal assets, all in the service of scaring up the funds to pay that $37.6 million fine imposed on Katie for deceiving people with his weight-loss book.
Filed on August 30, 2013, Document 744 is a motion by the FTC, accompanied by an exhibit supporting the motion (Document 744-1).

The FTC wants a modification in the receivership agreement; they want to put more restrictions on Kevin's personal expenditures from the receivership assets. They don't want him spending money for a luxurious lifestyle when that money could (theoretically) be given to victims -- that is, the people who feel they have been scammed by his weight-loss book a few years ago. (Keep in mind that this has nothing to do with compensating the many people who say they have been scammed by
Trudeau's huge, elaborate, Ponzi-like Global Information Network (GIN).)

Now, whether or not that money really will go to victims remains to be seen. At least some of it is going to the receiver, and a lot of it has already gone to lawyers. But earmarking the funds to compensate the vics is the way the FTC is presenting the case.

(
Here's a little bit of recent history regarding the Trudeau court cases, just in case you haven't caught up over the past couple of months.)

Regarding Document 744 and several that came before it, the bottom line is that if the FTC has its way, their quarry is going to be compelled to live... gasp!... a middle-class lifestyle, which is quite a comedown for Katie. But look at it this way: even with that he will still be much better off, at least materially, than the majority of the world's people. As the late great Bob Marley (
and later, the late great Peter Tosh) sang in "Stop That Train," a long-time favorite of mine:
Some livin' big, but the most is livin' small:
They just can't even find no food at all.

And I'm guessing that the FTC-recommended budget would also leave Katie measurably better off than many if not most of his most faithful fans and followers -- particularly those who spent their life savings to advance in GIN, hoping that someday they could be rich and successful like their fearless leader.

As you'll see if you read the August 30 court doc, the FTC doesn't object to Trudeau having an allowance for personal expenses, but they think he should earn it through "future legitimate employment" instead of just sitting on his butt getting it from the receivership estate. This is from the FTC's motion:

As noted above, the FTC does not object to the Receiver allowing Trudeau money for 'ordinary and necessary' living expenses from salary he earns through future legitimate employment (much as a debtor can retain portions of his income in other contexts). Put differently, if Trudeau adds to the receivership estate through his employment, he can enjoy the portion of that addition necessary to pay his personal expenses. However, if Trudeau chooses not to contribute to the estate, then—exactly like people who elect not work in other situations—he will have to rely on friends and family to support him. But he cannot simply sit idle and receive a monthly dole from a fund that isn’t his.

As indicated in the budget that the receiver prepared for Trudeau (one of the exhibits in Document 744-1)), the FTC believes that Trudeau's "ordinary and necessary" monthly expenses should only be $4,676. Why, that wouldn't even pay for his customary monthly cigar bill, much less his personal chef,
and the rent on that big McCastle. And if that weren't insulting enough, the FTC thinks he should either work at a legitimate job for the money, or else get help from family and friends, instead of having it handed to him from the receivership assets (which include but are notlimited to GIN).

The FTC also thinks Katie's allowance should be the lesser of the "ordinary and necessary living expenses" and what he earns "legitimately." Beyond that, if he wants to continue living the really good life, he needs to get a little help from his friends. Now would be a really good time for some of those GIN Council brethren to step forward. Either that, or Katie is going to have to learn to smoke Swisher Sweets and start shopping at Walmart.

A Facebook friend of mine noted that Kevin probably has lots of rich pals who will gladly subsidize his ritzy lifestyle in exchange for being his bestie. "Look at OJ and MJ... they didn't really suffer that much, because they had a strong following," my friend wrote. "I think Kevin planned it all out in case the sh-t hit the fan, which it did. He'll be fine. Unfortunately GIN members will continue to fail."

Good points. And yet,
Kevin's folks had to put their home up just to raise his bond so he could go to Canada back in July. You'd think that some of his affluent besties would have stepped forward then to keep him from having to turn to his sweet middle-class folks. Because no matter what the story is behind that bond, you gotta admit that it looks pretty bad for a successful billionaire to have his aging parents risk their home of more than 60 years so their son can go catch some fishies in Canada, or whatever the heck he was doing there.

At any rate, in case you're not already convinced, the latest docs are further evidence that the FTC and the receiver really are calling the shots -- at least for now. That is something that even the hysterical "GIN-is-doomed" sensationalists got right, though they've generally over-stated, over-simplified, or otherwise distorted the matter.

This does not necessarily mean GIN will go away. I think that there still is a real possibility that may happen,
but the receivership agreement filed on August 7, 2013 also says the receiver has an obligation to keep Trudeau's business entities in operation as long as they are legal and -- this is important -- profitable (see Item 12 on page 11). What it does mean is that the FTC and receiver are going to do everything possible to squeeze every bit of money from Trudeau and his business entities -- including GIN. So far it appears that Kevin is NOT getting his way in this matter, no matter what he may be telling his followers, or what they may be telling each other. If you're still in GIN, keep that in mind and plan accordingly. Accept that GIN is not going to make you rich and that at some point you may simply need to cut your losses.

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I also checked on the criminal case (Case # 1:10-cr-00886, United States of America v. Kevin Trudeau, the Honorable Ronald Guzman presiding), and there is little new information that is publicly available. No doubt both sides are busily preparing for the trial, which as far as I know is still scheduled to begin on November 4, 2013. According to the docket, the pre-trial conference is set to October 15, 2013 at 10:30 AM, and pre-trial motions are due by Friday, September 6. That is the case for which there is a possibility of a life prison sentence, but I seriously doubt that will come to pass -- and frankly, as much as I dislike KT and his scams, I don't think that would be justice. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if some more paper shuffling resulted in the trial being canceled or at least continued. You just never know what will happen.

During a discussion about these matters on one of the Facebook forums, someone asked why there was even a possibility that Kevin would not get a life sentence. A better question might be: Why is there a possibility, however remote, that he willbe thrown in prison for life? Frankly, I am still not clear on that myself. Kevin Trudeau is without doubt a lifelong scammer (and GIN is without a doubt a scam, in my opinion), and in a perfect world he would be forbidden from scamming for the rest of his life. Even so, it still boggles my mind that he could be caged for life, when
scam gurus such as James Arthur Ray served less than two years for cooking three people to death in his phony sweat lodge in Sedona, Arizona in 2009. (Moreover, caging scammers doesn't stop them from scamming; as reported here and elsewhere last year, James Ray was pushing Your Wish Is Your Command while he was still in prison!)

And let's not even get into the vile acts of some of KT's former compadres, who may not have been charged with anything formally, but around whom some pretty nasty allegations continually swirl (
Loony Coldwell, anyone)?

That said, I realize that the FTC has laid its case out very carefully and methodically, and what I think, or what Trudeau's fans think, really doesn't matter at the end of the day. Although KT's fans don't agree with the whole premise of the case, the FTC has been pretty thorough. And,
as noted on this Whirled before, the government actually used a specific formula to determine the potential punishment in the criminal case, should KT be found guilty by a jury of his peers. Originally the government recommended a range of 188-225 months in prison -- or between 15.66666666 and 18.75 years Document number 51, filed 04/12/13). Here are links to JPEGs of the individual pages of this document, which explains the government's reasoning:

Page 1:
http://tinyurl.com/kaga78h
Page 2:
http://tinyurl.com/ldpgfcz
Page 3:
http://tinyurl.com/lxt6p7w
Page 4:
http://tinyurl.com/mzrulek
Page 5:
http://tinyurl.com/n8449ua
Page 6:
http://tinyurl.com/m4sr7ma

At some point after that April 2013 filing, Judge Guzman ruled that the Court could impose a maximum sentence of life. To tell the truth, I have still not read the actual ruling, which presumably contains an explanation for this increase. Maybe I just overlooked it in all of my PACER retrievals and document perusals. But I know that there are some transcripts that, although entered on the docket, are not yet viewable through PACER.

However, the potential life sentence has been mentioned several times,
including in this document from the civil case (see page 2, paragraph 2). So it still could happen, although as I have said, I don't think it will.

By the way, unless documents have been filed in the past few days but just not uploaded to PACER yet, it appears that
the most recent Kevin Trudeau bankruptcy case, filed on April 22 of this year, is really dead. Although it was terminated on June 3, 2013 due to failure to file documents, the docket listed August 30, 2013 as the deadline for objecting to the discharge. August 30 has come and gone, and no new docket entries have been made since July 3 (that was trustee Phillip D. Levey's request to be discharged from any further duties as trustee.)

It seems clear to me that the government has Trudeau firmly in their grip for now, and I have no doubt that individual investigators and attorneys who have been on this case for years and years -- long before GIN existed -- will do everything in their power to secure the maximum punishment for KT's life of fraud and scams. But ultimately, I suppose, it will be up to the jury (and the judge, to a certain extent). Also keep in mind that Trudeau still has a lot of fans and supporters. Some of them think he can do no wrong, and some aren't convinced of his infallibility, but all will still choose him over the government any day. And if he does still have friends in Scamworld, presumably they might be able to raise some money for him too, through entities that are beyond the scope of the FTC, the receivership, and the courts.

So don't count Kevin Trudeau out of the game yet.


Scamworld and the larger problem
Another Facebook friend, Julie Daniel, re-posted a link to the now-classic
May 2012 Verge video on Scamworld, featuring my blogging colleague Salty Droid as one of the fighters against the scams and scammers. The accompanying Verge online article by Joseph Flaley is very good too, and really drives the point home.

Some of the comments on
Salty Droid's recent post re Chump U are pretty eye-opening as well. A person using the name InTheKnow is sharing some great insight into how leads are bought and sold and bought and sold repeatedly in Scamworld among the pros. We all know this goes on but this person seems to have experience in the boiler rooms, and goes into some detail about how leads are rated in order to determine how much they are worth.

(It occurred to me that Trudeau made one of his big mistakes by trying to pull kind of the same thing on a smaller scale with amateurs, i.e. GIN members, who for the most part were not used to dealing with this stuff on any scale, and for whom just a very few solid leads could have made a significant difference in their GIN business. People paid good money for questionable or bad leads, and matters were made worse by the fact that in many cases people paid for leads that were never even delivered.)

Another person using the name K. Chang is sharing insights on the Trump post and other recent Salty posts about the investigations of various scammers/scams and the revolving door/corruption of some of the regulatory agencies, including the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC).

And my pal Tom Banjo, who probably knows more than he cares to know about Donald Trump's real estate and other operations, has some excellent comments as well. I urge you to read the post and the comments.
Here's that link again.

It is all rather depressing and once again provides perspective on the enormity of the problem. And of course it lends more validity to my favorite mantra re GIN: No neat and tidy endings.


But that doesn't mean we should ever, ever give up in the efforts to educate ourselves and others about these scams, and do what we can to fight them. We may not be able to stop the Scamworld train, but we might be able to prevent some people from hopping on board for a journey to nowhere fast.

PS ~ Speaking of Loony Coldwell, Bernie has done it again on
this hilarious -- and insightful -- GINtruth.com post about Loony's hubris.

* Re "Times is tough": in case you are wondering, that was a deliberate grammatical error.


More True-dough on this Whirled:

Death Ray decides to let well enough alone, moves to stop appeal of homicide convictions

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Last month the Associated Press (AP) reported that attorneys for convicted killer and star of The Secret James Arthur "Death" Ray were preparing to make their arguments to have his three negligent homicide convictions overturned. They planned to focus their arguments on irregularities in the jury instructions, and alleged misconduct of Yavapai County prosecutors. It was pretty much the same stuff they'd been flapping their jaws about ever since the trial in 2011. Salty Droid wrote a lot about that, and so did Celestial Reflections blogger LaVaughn. Oral arguments in the appeal had been set for September 11.

Naturally, the news that Ray was still determined to have his convictions overturned (something he'd tried and failed at before) caused quite a bit of outrage among the many of us who feel that Ray received too short a sentence for the deaths of Kirby Brown, James Shore, and Liz Neuman. He ended up serving less than two years, and
is now out on parole -- no doubt preparing to make his re-entry into Scamworld. His sanitized web site is just waiting for fresh new content.

Now it appears that Ray has pulled an Emily Litella. Apparently he has decided he doesn't want want to risk re-trial and possible re-sentencing, so he has moved to drop the appeal of his convictions. Said he, in an affidavit released on Thursday, September 5, "I wish to ensure the prompt, complete and definitive termination of these criminal proceedings by dismissing this appeal and allowing the conviction and sentence to stand undisturbed."

So it would seem that Ray is going to work with what he has and get himself back into Scamworld without taking any more unnecessary risks with the justice system. Yavapai County Attorney Sheila Polk, one of the two prosecutors who presented Ray's case to the jury, said she is pleased, and Kirby Brown's cousin, Tom McFeeley, said he is hopeful Ray will start walking his talk, and live a life of honesty and integrity.

Uh-huh, and I wish our Coonhound/Black Cur mix Roxanne would quit chasing and killing squirrels, but that probably isn't going to happen either.

Tom McFeeley said he knew that the verdict was fair, particularly in light of what was withheld from the jury. He noted that Ray was lucky to get out of prison so quickly and that he "should count his blessings and be thankful people are still willing to listen to what he has to say."

Frankly, I'm appalled that there even are people who are still willing to listen to Ray, and I know I'm not the only one who feels that way. But as I've noted here, on Salty's blog, and on other forums more than once, there are so many people who either don't know what Ray did, or don't think it's a big deal.

But some of us do care, and we think it's a very big deal. And I guess it's up to us to make sure that this case doesn't fade into obscurity.

Neo-stinker Mark Scamilton cleaned up in GIN -- everyone else, not so much

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As many of you who are following this saga may know by now, yesterday, September 6, was an active day in the courts for the folks who are poking around in serial scammer Kevin Trudeau's business entities, which include but are not limited to his Ponzi-like Global Information Network (GIN). For one thing, the receiver -- Robb Evans & Associates LLC, who took over on August 7 -- turned in their first monthly report -- and truly, they have been busy little bees (Case No. 1:03-cv-03904, The Hon. Robert Gettleman presiding). In addition, the proposed jury instructions and pre-trial motions for the November 4 criminal contempt case (Case No. 1:10-cr-00886, The Hon. Ronald Guzman presiding)were filed by the government and by Trudeau's lawyers.

It is the civil case document -- the Receiver's First Report, with attached exhibits -- that is causing most of the buzz on Facebook. The usual suspects are foaming at the mouth,
as my pal Bernie put it on his GINtruth.com blog about the matter. Loony and his little brother are saying that this it -- BOOM! -- the end for GIN, for KT, and for the "zombies" who still believe in Katie.

Although much of the information from these mouth-foamers is over-stated and exaggerated and has to be taken with a whole shaker full of salt, the truth is that things don't look so good right now for Katie or for GIN. Top staffers have been let go (including Kevin's ex-girlfriend, long-time business partner, and past co-defendant in various legal actions,
Janine Nubani Contursi). The receiver is seriously questioning the legitimacy of the MLM portion of GIN and the club's future profitability. And they have banned Katie from speaking at GIN events, live or otherwise, even without pay.

If you are at all interested in this case, you really do owe it to yourself to read the entire Receiver's Report.
Here is that link again; Bernie put it on his site.

As you may also know, because I keep telling you and I won't shut up about it, I've been writing about how GIN is a scam since,
oh, 2009, shortly after GIN was officially launched. And I wrote about how Kevin Trudeau is a scammer many months before that. But the truth is, my snarking only scratched the surface. I didn't have any inside info or numbers to back up my contention that GIN is a scam, at least if you're trying to make money with it. The only GIN members I ever heard from were those who ventured outside the GIN bubble enough to perceive the presence of my blog, and to write to me about what a jealous loser and hater I am.

For the past sixteen months or so, however, I've not only been making friends with ex-GIN and even a couple of current GIN members, but I have also been scouring reams of court documents, and in the process I've seen much more concrete evidence that...yeah, GIN is a scam. I could have told me that years ago. And I did. Okay, I'll shut up about that now.

There have been hundreds of pages of financial records and other corroborating material filed in the courts over the past year or so. But the Receiver Report puts it down in black and white, in a concise manner. Here are just a few screen shots taken from that report (and as usual, click to enlarge):



And if you really want to get ill, take a gander at the "Inner Circle" numbers.



Despite the fact that some folks spent more money on GIN than many of the world's people will ever see in their lifetime, GIN has not been a money maker for anyone but a few at the top -- including Kevin and his wife Natalyia Babenko, of course. But do you care to take a wild guess at who made the most in commissions, by far? If you've looked at the graphic at the top, or even read the title of this post, you probably already know. That's right: Mark Hamilton, aka Wallace Ward, Jr., aka on my Whirled Mark Scamilton, of Neo-think/Neo-Tech/NovaTech/Nouveau Tech/Society of Secrets infamy.



I first wrote about Scamilton and the Neo-Scampire in August 2011:
here and here. I wrote more about the GIN/Neo-stink connection in this May 2013 post.

When I first read about Neo-Tech, etc., it was in a context totally devoid of any mention of Kevin Trudeau, as you'll see if you read the long and rather circuitous post in the first link in the sentence above. I'd never even heard of Neo-Tech before that, though it had been around in one form or another for decades. Yet I had this strange feeling there was a connection between Neo-Tech and GIN. Something about that whole seekrit-society/forbidden-knowledge marketing meme reeked of collusion between the Neo-Scampire and the True-dough Screw-topia.

And I was right. A little casual digging revealed a long-time connection between Scamilton and Trudeau, perhaps beginning when Kevin first met Scamilton's late dad Frank Wallace (aka Wallace Ward Sr.) when the two were doing time in prison. Over the decades, the Neo-Scampire and the Wallaces have garnered their own cultish following, which include relatively normal people as well as those who make Trudeau's nuttiest followers look downright sane and almost boring.

It seems clear to most of us who have read past court documents, and correspondence dating as far back as 2008, that Katie's former attorney and "asset protection" expert Marc Lane was the big co-conspirator regarding the legal structure of GIN and related entities. But Hamilton was clearly one of the "creative" brains behind GIN, and one of its most aggressive marketers. Here's a snippet from a court doc filed this past July, with some red Cosmic annotations, of course.



And now we see this. Scamilton had not just one but two GIN accounts: one under his pen name and one under his real name. According to the receiver's figures, he made nearly ten and a half million dollars in commissions between 2009 and 2013. Here is another close-up:

Now, granted, that's a rather modest sum by the standards of the big-time scammers of the world, but it's still a hell of a lot more than anyone else made from GIN -- possibly even including Kevin Trudeau himself (though I have a feeling the receiver will find many more sneaky and under-reported money streams for Kevin). All told, Mark Hamilton, aka Wallace Ward, did quite well for himself with GIN. Nice scamwork if you can get it.

To me, that's one of the pretty big sub-stories in this whole thing that none of the mainstream media -- or anyone else -- seem to be reporting. Why aren't any of the authorities digging into Mark Scamilton's affairs? Or are they doing so, but just being kind of secretive about it for now?

Let me know if y'all hear anything. And I'll do the same for you.



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Ex-Trudeau buddy Loony Leonard Coldwell accuses court-appointed receiver of criminal activity

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Could things get any more hilarious in the saga of serial scammer Kevin Trudeau, whose business entities were recently placed under receivership? Now our favorite legal "expert," loose cannon, and daft little twerp/cancer quack/fake doctor Leonard Coldwell, ex-b.f.f. of Trudeau, is at it again on Facebook, babbling as usual about the FBI, the IRS, RICO violations, and whatnot -- and he is actually accusing the court-appointed receiver, Robb Evans & Associates, of running a criminal organization and a Ponzi scheme. At least that's what it looks like; as usual, Loony's garbled writing hinders my comprehension. Here's a closer-up screen shot (click to enlarge):

It appears that Loony is trying to make a case that the receiver is running a criminal organization and a Ponzi scheme simply because the receiver -- in accordance with the law, not to mention the receivership agreement issued on August 7, 2013 -- is trying to keep the Global Information Network (GIN) operational for now. I've mentioned this before on this Whirled and on various Facebook forums, but one of the receiver's tasks -- and this is taken from the receivership order of August 7, 2013 (Document #742, page 11 of 21, Item 12) -- is to...

Continue and conduct the businesses of any Trudeau Entity, but only to the extent\par it is possible to operate such businesses legally and profitably (if the Receiver determines that a\par Trudeau Entity cannot be operated legally, the Receiver must (A) promptly notify the Court,\par Plaintiff, and Trudeau, and (B) seek the Court's permission to terminate the Entity's operations.

The only thing that can make this more entertaining is if Loony actually tries to file a formal complaint, or in some other way tries to get the authorities to go after the receiver, in which case the Eye of Sauron may very well turn on our favorite Mocktor (though I have a strong sense that the Big Eye is already on the little pretender).

Moreover, as you can see from the screen shot of Loony's comment, Loony and Peter Wink (Loony's sidekick and Supreme Partner in the IMBS-ing U Master Baiter's Seekrit Klub) are still "edifying" their little buddy Abe Husein for setting Kevin Trudeau's downfall in motion two years ago. Two years? Really? Even Abe has said that he first started making noise about GIN possibly being a scam in January of 2012. That has only been a little over a year and a half. And as anyone who has followed the Trudeau story in even the most superficial way knows, the cases that are now coming to a head began many years ago, when Abe was still in high school. And Kevin Trudeau's scrapes with the justice system began even further back than that, when Abe was still a toddler.

For more excellent insights and snarky commentary about this and related matters, as well as some truly hilarious graphics,
read Bernie's latest on GINtruth.com. And please know that Bernie intends no offense whatsoever to pigs, who, unlike Loony and his Supreme Pals, actually serve a legitimate purpose in the world. 

Update, 13 September. 2013:Earlier today, Loony's Supreme Partner Wink got in on the "receiver might be running a criminal org" campaign, and he named names. Loony chimed in as usual. If any of Peter's claims are true, it's possible the receiver could just be using Blaine Athorn and Jeff Devine for their own purposes. At this point I think Winkwell would have a hell of a time making a case against the receiver. (BTW, I mentioned months ago on this Whirled and and on several Facebook forums that Blaine Athorn and Kevin go way, way back, and have been hanging together since before Katie went to prison the first time in the early 1990s. See this post, under the heading, "MLM Fever").

Anyway, here's a screen shot of Detective Wink's comment (click to enlarge):


On other threads on Abe Husein's wall, Loony has made noise about suing the FTC and the receiver if they allow the GIN Family Reunion in Washington D.C.
 



More about that in the next post.


Addendum, 16 September 2013:The ace muckraking team of Winkwell is still at it, demanding justice for those who were wronged. Here's Peter, proudly sharing an email he says he sent to the receiver's attorney, the FBI, and the news media...


"Multiple thanks" for the laughs, Peter and Lenny!



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Tune up your violins: Kevin Trudeau's lawyers lament that he is unemployable and the FTC is picking on him

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As reported here on September 3, 2013, the U.S. Federal Trade Commission (FTC) has been trying to back serial scammer Kevin Trudeau into an even tighter corner than they (and the courts) already have him. You may recall that on August 30, 2013, the FTC filed a motion for a modification in the August 7 receivership order, asking that Kevin's already modest -- for him, anyway -- living allowance of less than $5,000 a month be withdrawn unless he gets a real job. Truly, Katie's lavish lifestyle appeared to be in grave danger for the first time.

Well, yesterday (September 12), the Trudeau lawyers filed a six-page response to the FTC's motion (Document 748). The deadline for reply is Monday, September 16. I shared this document on a couple of Facebook forums yesterday evening but wanted to share it with a wider audience.

Reading over this new document, as well as the latest versions of both the civil and the criminal dockets, I noticed one thing: First, as of September 12, Kevin still has the same attorneys, which as you may know is contrary to what the Schadenfreudetwins, Loony Coldwell and his "little brother" Abe Husein, have been saying for a couple of months now. There has been some concern that Katie's lawyers would quit because he may no longer be able to pay them. But so far, it looks as if they have not quit yet.

This new civil case document is basically about Katie's attorneys' claim that he really, really is a poor boy now and deserves the modest allowance previously approved by the court for his basic and necessary living expenses.

The lawyers argue, among other things, that it is unrealistic to expect him to get a real job, as he is a convicted felon with another criminal trial coming up, and employers tend to frown on that sort of thing. Now, those of us who live in the real world know that this is not necessarily true. What about all of those public school districts and churches and day care centers and nursing homes and hospitals that are always making the evening news because it has been discovered that a drunken bus driver or naughty teacher or predatory preacher or evil caretaker or killer nurse has a rap sheet a mile long, and was hired with no background check? In light of this, you'd think that a simple scammer should be able to get a decent job somewhere.

My friend Paul on Facebook wrote, "I think the FTC should hire KT as the building janitor and groundskeeper there and pay him $50K a year. He would have to work 8 hours a day Monday through Friday and 6 hours every other Saturday. This would eliminate the argument from KT's lawyers about him not realistically being able to get a job because he is a convicted felon."

That doesn't sound like a bad idea at all to me. But as several people have pointed out, Trudeau teaches that you can start a business even if you're flat broke, and he has boasted that he could go anywhere in the US and find a job within 24 hours. So, felon or not, he should have no problem finding gainful employment.

The lawyers also complain that Kevin can't make a living in the way he is accustomed because he has been forbidden from doing so. And that is just so cruel. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, scammers gotta scam.

The lawyers lament that he can't even get government benefits, such as unemployment benefits, because he is not entitled to them, since most of his income was earned overseas (more on that in a little while).

In short, they say the FTC is just picking on poor Katie and punishing him unnecessarily.

The violins are playing, but I am still not weeping for him.

The lawyers actually do make some logical (legal) arguments to back up their claims. But still I find that no tears come when I think of Katie having to get a job. An ex-GIN pal of mine writes, "I don't see KT as a victim here personally. Remember in Your Wish Is Your Command teachings, everything that happens in your life, you create. You get an accident, you created it; you get fired from your job, you created it -- which personally think is hogwash --[but] Kt created this mess. It's time he starts walking the walk instead of acting the victim. Goes to show Kt does not practice what he preaches."

And isn't that so often the story with the scammers of Scamworld?

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As usual when a new Katie court document emerges, we're hearing distortions and exaggerations from the Loony C and Little Buddy camp. Earlier this morning Abe had this to say on Facebook:


LMFAO!!!!! GIN UPDATE!! KY is now asking the court for government benefits such as welfare! He is beyond desperate at this point. The new video that he made (illegally) a few days ago was talking about how he is holding a fundraiser in Washington. He is offering level 7 "training" for only $1,000. But that money wouldn't go to GIN, it would go directly to him, which is of course is against the court order. Who in their right mind would still follow such a low life loser like KY?? Only truly brain dead zombies who want to go to the poor house with them. I can see it now, the next GIN seminar, "How to obtain government benefits". HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Loony Coldwell responded with a comment that if the D.C. GIN Family Reunion happens, "we will sue the receiver and the FTC." Loony is on a roll now with his lawsuits; he claims that he is initiating a class action lawsuit against GIN/KT, and that so far he has over 200 people wanting to join it. He says the law firm of Merritt Webb will probably be handling it. Knowing Loony's history of lawsuit claims, including the class action lawsuit he was supposedly going to file against GIN/KT back in May of 2012, I'll believe that when I see it.
 
I'll grant that it would be more than a little humorous if Katie had been trying to get welfare benefits. After all, he has been known to gripe about "entitlement" programs and people who are on the dole. I remember one notoriously racist example from June 2011 -- an example that made it to this Whirled.

But to tell the truth, I have not seen any indication so far that Katie has been asking the courts for welfare. The monthly allowance that the court has already approved (and that the FTC doesn't want to let stand) is not welfare. You may agree with the FTC that he doesn't deserve that money unless he gets a job, but technically it's not welfare. In fact, the only reference I have seen to government benefits in conjunction with Katie was a passing mention on the latest court document, on page 3. It was lumped in with the lamentation about Katie's unemployability and the infeasibility of third-party assistance. Here's that paragraph, in its entirety (boldingmine):
The FTC claims that Trudeau must either obtain other employment or rely on the generosity of friends and family members to provide for his living expenses. This is disingenuous. Because Trudeau is a convicted felon, with a criminal trial pending, it would be nearly impossible for him to find employment elsewhere. Moreover, Trudeau cannot simply rely on the generosity of others to pay for his personal living expenses, because any monies given to him by third parties must be turned over to the Receiver. See (D.E. 742 at 8-9.) Nor can Trudeau rely on government benefits to pay for his basic living expenses because his income has been earned overseas. For example, Trudeau would not qualify for unemployment benefits in Illinois. See 820 ILCS 405 et seq. The FTC is aware of these stark realities, but seeks to deny Trudeau the payment of ordinary and necessary living expenses purely out of its unrelenting desire to punish Trudeau.
Now, if more documents emerge that indicate Trudeau really has been trying in earnest to get "government benefits," then I will grab the docs if I can, and I will amend this post. But for now, it appears that the welfare claims are just more irritating background noise from Loony and his little bro. (In fact, Abe was obviously spoon-fed his "information" from Loony, who wrote this on Abe's wall very late Thursday evening September 12, several hours after I had shared the document on a publicly viewable forum on Facebook:)

Loony just pulled that "food stamps" speculation out of his behind, which is where much of his information originates.

What about some of the other issues? A pro-GIN Facebook pal of mine noted that the footnote on page 1 of the latest doc was "just stellar":

1 In light of the Receiver’s first report (D.E. 747) it is becoming increasingly clear that there is no pot of gold waiting at the end of the rainbow for the FTC – there simply are no significant assets controlled by Trudeau that can be used to pay down the $37 million judgment against him.

One point to remember is that, as noted above, this latest court document was produced by Kevin's lawyers in response to the FTC's motion for a modification in the receivership order. As such, the lawyers are certainly going to do their best to present the FTC as bullies and their client as a poor guy who is just struggling to do the right thing. Some may argue that the facts laid out in the document speak for themselves, but let's face it: the lawyers are putting a bit of a dramatic spin on it, IMO, as lawyers often do (including, for their part, the FTC lawyers).

I think that the Trudeau attorneys' slightly snarky "no pot of gold" remark was a little misleading, especially since they cited
the receiver's initial reportto back their claim, and the receiver has really only just begun digging. I realize that according to the report, no significant assets have been found so far, but presumably the forensic investigators are just warming up.

That ex-GIN friend of mine I quoted above shared an oft-expressed sentiment when he wrote, "Trust me, Kt has income coming in, cash hidden away, and he could cash in some gold jewelry, etc. Plus I have a feeling diehard GIN members are handing him cash." (Which is presumably contrary to the receivership order, and thus illegal, but you never know.)

My friend added, "If [Neo-Tech head]
Mark Scamilton made 10 million-plus in GIN commissions alone between 2009 and 2013, Kt made at least twice that last four years -- so where is it? Not to mention he sold how many Natural Cures books?"

Well, that's what the receiver is trying to find out now. It's possible that a lot of that filthy lucre has already been squandered on Katie's notorious Bentleys-and-pricey-cigars lifestyle, not to mention the fancy digs in Zurich, and Katie's wife's lingerie fund. If the receiver ultimately fails to find significant assets to pay the FTC fine, this will either indicate that Trudeau and his co-conspirator Marc Lane were too clever even for the Feds, and Kevin has assets that are safely out of the government's reach (a prospect that will have his fans cheering)... or it will indicate that Kevin is not, after all, the billionaire he has led his fans to believe he is. It may emerge that while he seems to be great at making money and spending money and getting others to spend money on his schemes, he is not so great at keeping it.

So, despite what many of his fans seem to think, Katie does not appear to be the best role model for success, at least if one's definition of success includes financial responsibility. Granted, not all of these points are directly relevant to the court cases, but they are still important for the fans and followers and potential customers of Kevin Trudeau to consider.

As I noted above, for better or for worse, the FTC, the receiver, and the judge who appointed the receiver and approved that receivership order have Kevin backed into a pretty tight corner now -- and it is abundantly clear that the FTC wants to make it even tighter. We all may have differing opinions as to whether this is justice (in either the legal or poetic sense), or a travesty of justice, but the fact of the receivership seems clear enough, and there's a lot of talk about whether or not the Global Information Network (GIN) leadership is being completely honest with the membership about what is happening.


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Regarding the government's and the courts' treatment of Trudeau, I don't think it's all that black-and-white, as you probably know by now. But I do think that Kevin's nearly lifelong history as a hustler and scammer has influenced the FTC's actions and the court's decisions thus far; how could it not? And I definitely think that consumers need to be aware of Trudeau's history, because he has not reformed; he has continued to scam, and apparently his scams have hurt many people.

You should know, however, that in the criminal contempt case, which is set to go to trial November 4, Trudeau's lawyers filed a pre-trial motion to keep all of that "history" and several other issues from being argued or presented before the jury. Given the possiblity of a life prison sentence, that seems fair enough. But on the other side of that are the numerous motions filed by the government to keep all of Kevin's own standard defenses and arguments from being presented before the jury. Moreover, the government does not want the jury to be told of the potential penalty that the judge -- not the jury -- will impose if the jury finds him guilty of criminal contempt. (Don't hate me for possibly misplaced compassion, but thatactually bothers me a little.)

At any rate, we also have to keep in mind that these controversial court cases are not about GIN, although GIN and its remaining members are affected by the restrictions currently placed on KT in the civil case. Some say the court and receiver are hurting all of the GIN members as well as Kevin Trudeau, and to counter this, they are coordinating ill-advised campaigns to let the receiver know exactly how they feel. I think these GIN defenders' energies would be better put towards asking themselves this: Have they been hurt more by the court's recent actions, or by their fearless leader's schemes and manipulations and his constant attempts to clean out their wallets?

That is really the core issue that they -- and not the courts -- must decide, no matter how the court cases are resolved.

I won't deny that there are several grounds on which to criticize the FTC -- not just for the Trudeau cases but also for the way they have handled (or failed to handle) other cases. But this does not change my personal opinion that Kevin Trudeau is a serial scammer, and GIN is a scam.

And let's not even get into the B-list scammers whose careers Kevin has nurtured and enabled through GIN. We'll leave some of those -- such as Peter Ragnar, aka Peter Lundell (I know, I've been promising that for well over a year), and the notorious Eli Rook, aka Dylan Benjamin -- for future posts.



P.S. The only new item on the criminal docket is an entry made September 9, saying that the responses to the aforementioned pre-trial motions (filed on September 6) are due September 23, and replies are due September 30.


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Kevin Trudeau: the receiver finds some plunder Down Under, FTC not pleased, nudges judge to jail Katie

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This past Friday (September 13, 2013), I reported on the September 12 response by serial scammer Kevin Trudeau's lawyers to the Federal Trade Commission (FTC) motion for a modification of the August 7 receivership order. The FTC wanted the court to take Kevin's modest (by his standards) monthly living allowance away unless he gets a real job and earns his keep. Kevin's attorneys lamented that Katie is just a poor boy and he needs that allowance, darn it, and besides, he is unemployable because he's a convicted felon and all that. Here's the scoop on that, if you need to catch up. (That post also contains links, at the end, to all of my previous posts on Trudeau.)

Today, September 16, was the day that the FTC's reply to Trudeau's lawyers' response was due.
And boy, did the FTC give the court an earful (or an eyeful). They are not-so-subtly nudging the judge to throw Katie in jail for, among other things, the fact that Katie has an account in Australia that he forgot to disclose to the receiver. Oops!
(As it happens, he did mention its existence to the FTC back in January 2013, but gave no information beyond that; see PS below. At best his handling of the account in re the Feds and the receiver seems like a fib by omission.)
 
I'm not all that surprised by the assets Down Under. Katie has roots in Oz, having done business there with, among others, the late lamented Rene Rivkin. They were good buddies before Rivkin killed himself in 2005. I have a half-finished blog post about that very topic. I need to finish it.

Anyway. Katie has not exactly been living like a poor boy since his assets were frozen. In fact, he has been living large. According to today's document:

As the Court will recall, on July 26, the Court sternly warned Trudeau regarding what would happen if he did not comply with the receivership and asset freeze. As the Court put it, 'I would be absolutely within reason and the law and the facts of this case to incarcerate [you] today,' PXA:3 at 30:20-22, but the Court wanted to give Trudeau a chance to cooperate with a receivership. However, if that 'doesn’t work,' then incarceration 'will be the next thing that happens.' Id. at 31:8. As the Court explained to Trudeau, 'instead of putting you in prison, or incarcerating you, I’m giving you the key to open that [jailhouse] door. I’m giving you the key to keep you out of that door. And it’s the last time I am going to do that.' Id. at 40:17-20.

The next day, July 27, Trudeau spent $185 at the Dalia Salon & Spa in Hinsdale. See PXA:2 at 3; see also www.salon-spadalia dot com. And the following day (July 28), Trudeau spent $357.21 at Whole Foods in Hinsdale, $559.52 on cigars in Westmont, and transferred 20,000 Australian dollars (approximately $18,642) from his Australian account to an unknown location.

Grouses the FTC, "The Australian account is almost certainly not the only source of funds that Trudeau is using to maintain his lifestyle. It is merely the only one for which the Receiver has obtained statements thus far."

It should be noted that the receivership order did not go into effect until August 7, and some of Katie's livin'-large expenditures were incurred before then. Even so, his assets were technically frozen on July 26, so...

At any rate, here is what the FTC wants:

Although the Court may elect to incarcerate Trudeau now (and the FTC reserves the right to seek such relief in the future), the FTC asks the Court to:
(1) modify the Writ Ne Exeat (June 25, 2013) (DE699) to prevent Trudeau from leaving the Northern District of Illinois until he: (A) repays everything he spent in violation of the Court’s orders ($8,679.43);7 (B) disgorges the remaining balance in his Australian bank account to the Receiver; and (C) provides the $18,642 that he transferred from that account on July 28 to the Receiver; and
(2) modify the Receivership Order to clarify that Trudeau may only receive money for 'ordinary and necessary' living expenses from amounts he contributes to the Receivership Estate through legitimate employment.

All righty, then! There are numerous other tidbits in that document. We learn, among other things, that Kevin's lovely bride Nataliya Babenko has returned to Ukraine (footnote 6, page 5 of document 749). I am crushed, for I had such high hopes for that marriage. If a serial scammer and his young mail-order bride can't make a go of a marriage, is there any hope for the rest of us? The FTC makes note of this because the formerly approved allowance for Katie was for two adults, one of whom was presumably his wife. But now she's no longer living with him (and actually has not been for months), so the FTC is also suggesting that his paltry allowance should be made even more paltry.

So... will Katie finally end up in jail, at least until he can scare up some money that the FTC and the receiver are satisfied does not belong to the receivership estate? Or will the judge decide again not to incarcerate Katie, leaving him open to accusations of running a...um... kangaroo court? Stay tuned.
Meanwhile, here again is the link to the latest court documents (also see below). 

PS ~ Here is another court document that was filed later on September 16, 2013. This is the receiver's supplemental report (Document number 750, and attached exhibits, comprising Document 750-1). The report covers items discovered or clarified since the receiver's first monthly report (September 6, 2013). Some of these exhibits were also attached to Document 749, linked to above. If you read the document you will see that the receiver (footnote 2, page 1) says Kevin did apparently alert the FTC to the existence of the Australian account back in January of 2013 during his financial disclosures, but the FTC said they did not have any info beyond that at the time. Also, after the receiver began the investigation, they confronted Kevin with questions about the account, and at first he said he had no access to it, but later he provided access. Kevin will probably try to argue that he was NOT concealing the existence of this account, which technically is true. However, it also seems that the investigators had to coerce him to give them the details, and that he lied to them a few times in the process.

Kevin Trudeau: a long way down?

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That's right, it's come to this,
yes it's come to this,
and wasn't it a long way down,
wasn't it a strange way down?

~ Leonard Cohen, "Dress Rehearsal Rag," Songs of Love and Hate, 1973


Well, Dear Ones, here is that by-now-viral fundraising video that serial scammer Trudeau uploaded last week and apparently tried to make private. In this video he is desperately begging for donations to his legal defense fund. (Click on link to play the video; if that doesn't work, try this link.) He laments that if he doesn't raise a certain amount of money "this week," his attorneys will withdraw from the case because he can't pay them. For the past few months there had been talk about this as a possibility but it has not happened yet. Now he says it is imminent, though we really don't know how much of this is true and how much is his customary crocodile-tears exaggeration. (I did notice that even though Kimball Anderson is still listed on the criminal docket, in his video Kevin only mentioned the names of two other lawyers with Winston & Strawn, Thomas Kirsch and Katherine Rohlf.)

A few other things stuck out for me while watching this vid. First, Kevin seems to be uncertain about his potential sentence should he be found guilty in his criminal trial, which begins November 4. In the video, he says a couple of times that he believesthe government wants to put him away for 10-18 years. That was the government's original recommendation, but since then, according to Kevin's own lawyers, Judge Guzman upped the potential sentence to life in prison. Has this changed? Or does Kevin not know about it? It seems that since he is such a drama queen he would certainly mention a potential life sentence if he knew about it.

Also, regarding the seminar he says he is going to be giving in Washington DC in October, immediately following the GIN Family Reunion, in order to raise funds for his legal defense: At first in the video, he advertised his seminar as being on October 21. Then at the very end he clearly said October 24. Which is it, dude? The larger question of course is whether he will be able to actually give the seminar. The FTC wants to keep him in the jurisdiction (Northern Illinois). And even though his presentation, if it happens, will be completely separate from GIN, there are questions about whether his conducting a seminar to raise money for his legal fund is allowed under the terms of the receivership. Certainly some of his loudest detractors (the Loony Coldwell camp) are trying to keep that event from happening, and they claim to be in touch with the FTC, the receiver, FBI, IRS, and who knows who else in order to keep the leash on Katie as tight as possible.

Several people have said Kevin looks awful in this latest video, but I guess we all see what we want to see. I did see and hear a bit of desperation but I don't know if it was sincere. However, I thought he looked relatively polished for being such a "virtually homeless, virtually penniless" boy. And it seemed that overall Kevin was putting a positive spin on his situation as usual: a hustler to the very end.

He even took pains to laud the professionalism of the court-appointed receiver, making it sound almost as if he and some of the folks at the receiver firm are old buddies. (Then again, that's what The Secret star and hustledork extraordinaire Joe Vitale pulled a few years ago
with ABC News reporter Dan Harris, but to no avail: Harris' resulting piece on Joe made Joe look pretty silly.) Kevin talked about the receivership as if is a blessing and a possible road to cleaning up his businesses and allowing him to start over and stride forward into a bright, bold new future. (At the end of the video, though, he didn't seem quite so sure of the brightness of that future.)

Kevin does seems concerned about the trouble he is in -- though again, with Kevin you never know. On paper, he is clearly in trouble, but since Kevin has never been known for his forthrightness, we don't know how much he actually perceiveshe is in trouble. It does seem clear that he is still playing the martyr, the First Amendment Stuporhero. Once again he tells the story of how the big bad gummit has been coming after him since 1989 -- "1989!" he stresses, repeatedly -- just because of stuff he wrote and said, exposing Big Pharma and government corruption and so forth. (He neglects to mention his little stints in prison for larceny and credit card fraud in 1991-93). He tells the same sad story that has won the hearts, minds, and wallets of thousands of gullible folks over the years. He even fudges regarding a lawsuit where he sued the government; he said he won. (Well, no. He didn't.. Wikipedia has a fairly good summary of his legal troubles over the years, citing numerous sources listed at the end of the article.)

He also exaggerates other aspects of his troubles. My friend Julie worked for the promotional company ITV Direct during the infamous "coral calcium raid" that is part of Trudeau's narrative. She was actually there when the Feds confiscated the supplement that Trudeau and his buddy were claiming was a cure for cancer. Contrary to claims Trudeau has made when telling this story, no one was thrown to the ground, she says.
 
In short, this latest drama-queen video is the same old b.s. we're accustomed to hearing from Kevin Trudeau.
And the whole begging routine -- especially his offer to perform his magickal one-on-one "energy work" to remove blockages and whatnot (if you just donate enough money) -- is a real eye-roller. Equally absurd: his claim that he is going to reveal secrets that he has never, ever, ever, ever, ever revealed to anybody, not even the high-level GIN members, not even the Inner Circle members who spent, at minimum, $50,000 or $75,000 for access to his greatness. Seriously, does anyone still believe this crap?
 
And yet... and yet... I have to slap myself these days because once in a while I find myself almost feeling sorry for Kevin. Almost. I am a compassionate fool, when it comes right down to it. Last night I found a dead mouse under the sink. I was the one who put out the bait for it. The mouse died by my own hand. And yet seeing that cute little thing lying there, with its perfect little pink hands, almost made me cry. Almost. And this happens every time, as you may know because I know I've written about this a few times before.

Kevin Trudeau is no hapless mouse under the kitchen sink. He is egotistical, arrogant,
eternally duplicitous, possibly a sociopath, and certainly a serial scammer, who brought his troubles on himself. As my pal Tim wrote on a Facebook discussion:
What surprises me is that kt doesn't just settle with the FTC and carry on with his scams. GIN was able to bring in close to 100 million, I believe kt could have settled for 10 - 15 of that somewhere along the line. He could also have set up a reasonable payment plan and continued to suck GIN dry with payments to the FTC. Instead he is exposing his money shelters all over the world and making it more difficult for him to get future scams off the ground.

And yet, somehow, the thought of Kevin wasting away the rest of his days in a prison cell -- a remote possibility, I still think, but a possibility nonetheless -- doesn't bring me joy. You won't hear me making jokes about him sharing a cell with Bubba. (I think such jokes are disgusting, unless we're dealing with violent criminals such as murderers, rapists, and
sexual predators. I've said before and I'll say again that I find it utterly revolting to read Loony Coldwell's remarks about Trudeau in the arms of Bubba (or "Babba," as he sometimes spells it), when if anyone belongs in or under a Bubba cell, it's...well, not Kevin.) 
 
Even before the criminal trial commences in November, Kevin risks being thrown in jail, at least for a while, for possibly violating the terms of the receivership agreement. I wrote about that yesterday (and also linked to two recent (September 16, 2013) court documents concerning this matter). 

Looking at Katie's latest video, and seeing and hearing him beg (whether sincerely or not), I can't help thinking of the lyrics to the chorus of
Leonard Cohen's early 1970s tune, "Dress Rehearsal Rag." Kevin may not have hit bottom yet, and he may never do so -- he may yet have that safety net of enablers who come forward at the eleventh hour -- but it does seem, these days, that he is on his way down.

And has been a long, long way.





Kevin Trudeau: caged for now?

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[NOTE: See update at the end of this article. ~CC]

According to NBC5 Chicago, reporting earlier today, Judge Robert Gettleman has ordered serial scammer Kevin Trudeau to go to jail -- at least long enough to meet with the receiver and finallyreveal everything about his finances. There was a bit of a flap the other day about that whole financial-revelation issue, as the receiver revealed that Katie was still trying to live large, and was playing around with a bank account in Australia.
 

The NBC story reports that Judge Gettleman let Katie know that this is real life, not an infomercial, and Katie can't talk his way out of this one. Judge Gettleman says he now regrets not sending Katie to the clink earlier.
 

A follow-up hearing is scheduled for tomorrow, Thursday, September 19.

Here is Judge Gettleman's order to incarcerate Trudeau until someone can shake money and/or info out of him.

As many may recall,
this same judge ordered Katie to jail back in 2010, during that contempt issue stemming from a deluge of letters Katie's supporters sent to the judge. Kevin was able to talk his way out of that one, or at least his lawyers were. But the stakes are higher and the issues a bit more serious this time. And the judge has clearly run out of patience. After all, he has been dealing with Kevin's shenanigans for many years now. (Here's more about Judge Gettleman and his general background.)

Even so, don't count Katie out yet. He may not actually be in a jail cell right now at this very moment. According to today's court order, he will be a guest at Chicago's
Metropolitan Correctional Center (aka the MCC), at least until his hearing at 11:00 AM on the 19th. The MCC has been home to several "notable inmates," according to Wiki.

Here's the link to the main Wiki article.

Judging by what the court order said, he will be in custody at least overnight.

"3. The court directs the United States’ Marshal Service to take defendant Kevin Trudeau into custody and to hold him until further order of the court, which will be entered tomorrow, September 19, 2013, at a hearing scheduled to begin at 11:00 a.m. The Marshal and the Metropolitan Correctional Center are directed to ensure that Mr. Trudeau is available to be interviewed by a representative of the Receiver and its attorney, along with access to defendant’s counsel, to allow defendant to demonstrate that he has or can purge himself of his contempt."
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Now, I suppose that "custody" could mean anything. Maybe the Marshal is a member of Kevin's fabled Brotherhood and will usher him down to a seekrit subterranean luxury bunker where he can continue to enjoy fine cigars and booze and an organic banquet and manicures and pedicures out of sight of the general public. Or maybe the Marshal and Kevin will go out on the town together, with Kevin handcuffed to him. That would still be custody, technically speaking. *

At any rate, I just checked the "Inmate search" on the MCC web site and as of the time I am writing this (7:20 PM CDT, Wednesday, September 18), Trudeau hasn't been processed through the system. There was nothing for "Kevin Mark Trudeau," so I tried "Kevin Trudeau," and the only record was the one from Katie's past incarceration in the 1990s. Here's a close-up:


 

I'll check back again a little later. Or if I'm busy, one of you can check. Here's a handy link.

The Schadenfreude is so thick you can cut it with a knife on some of the Facebook forums, and the jokes about Kevin and his burly cellmate Bubba are flying back and forth among the ignoranti. But even if Kevin does end up in a cell, the big priority will presumably be for him to meet with the representative from the receiver, Kenton Johnson, to discuss his finances -- not to be thrown into the general population and degraded, as some of his detractors seem to want so badly to happen.

Understand that I'm not defending anything Kevin Trudeau has done; I've been writing for years about what a con artist and liar and sociopath he is. But those of you who are salivating over the prospect of Kevin and "Bubba" need to consider that
some of those who have been crowing the most loudly about this are much more deserving of "Bubba's" attention than Kevin is.

Stay tuned..


* As people who have read or listened to Kevin may know, he has bragged that when he spent time in the Federal lockup in the early 1990s, it was indeed Club Fed and really quite cushy, because (or so he claimed) he had connections with his secret "Brotherhood" members who saw to it that he was treated like a king. A big part of his marketing shtick for the GIN scam was that he still had these kinds of connections and seekrit knowledge, and anyone who was willing to invest money in GIN could eventually acquire that knowledge and even those connections too. And many people apparently believed it. His brother Bob has told quite a different story of Kevin's prison experience, and particularly of how awful the experience was on Kevin's parents.

More media coverage:

UPDATE 19 September 2013:
Judge Gettleman agreed to release Katie again, with a warning.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-judge-orders-tv-pitchman-held-in-custody-20130918,0,182440.story
A judge agreed to free TV pitchman Kevin Trudeau from custody today, but warned that he would throw him back into jail if he does not cooperate with federal regulators looking into his financial affairs.

"I'm going to release you today," U.S. District Judge Robert Gettleman told Trudeau, dressed in an orange jumpsuit after spending a night at the Metropolitan Correctional Center. "If I'm not satisfied that you've been forthright with them, you might be wearing the same color you're wearing right now."


The judge set another hearing for Sept. 26.
 Mark your calendars, my pretties.



Will the real fake Gandhi please stand up? And leave?

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Faux heroes are everywhere! Click to enlarge.

As most of you who have been following the saga of serial scammer Kevin Trudeau know, he was jailed on September 18, 2013
and was then sprung the next day, with a few conditions. I wrote about it here, of course, and the story has been all over the news media and the blogosphere, with one of the most acerbic commentaries appearing on The Daily Beast. The Beast article quotes Quackwatch's Dr. Stephen Barrett, who, love him or hate him (some don't like him because of his hard line against alt-med), has been a diligent Trudeau critic even longer than I have. (Here's a January 2006 article from the Skeptical Inquirer about the claims in Katie's Natural Cures books and infomercials.)

Needless to say, some of Katie's loudest detractors, not all of whom are necessarily concerned with justice, were disappointed that he got out of jail. But they hold high hopes for a longer stay in the clink after he returns to court on September 26 for a follow-up hearing. For his part, Katie is presumably engaged in trying to convince the court-appointed receiver and the court that he really, really, really is trying to cooperate with the investigative efforts to dig up his hidden assets. The FTC isn't buying it. The judge probably isn't buying it either, but is indulging him for a little while longer.

Anyway. You may be wondering what all of this has to do with Gandhi. Well, in the past year or so, as Trudeau has become a little more desperate in his campaign to get people to give him money so he can go on scamming (he bills his struggle as a FirstAmendment issue and a fight against government tyranny), he has started to play the martyr theme a little more dramatically. On more than one occasion -- in a couple of his videos, for example -- he has compared himself to Jesus H. Christ and to Gandhi. This was good for lots of laughs among his critics.


Here's an October 18, 2012 video
where I know he compared himself to Christ; that bit starts at about 44:00. I don't remember if Gandhi is mentioned in this one or not, but I do know that Trudeau has compared himself to Gandhi, and some of his followers have as well. And in this 2005 article on Salon.com, he mentions Gandhi as one of his role models.

A little more recently -- earlier this year -- Kevin's ex-marketing guy Peter Wink, using his IBMS Master's Society alias, compared himself to Gandhi. Peter was getting a lot of criticism (and still is), but said he didn't care because it just meant he is successful and the critics are jealous.



I had a bit of fun with that earlier this year, in this post about Peter and Loony Coldwell's poor man's Global Information Network, the IBMS Master's Society (scroll down to "And let's not even get into the fear-mongering, gun-nuttery, and krazy conspiracy theories. On second thought, let's do").

And now Peter is passing on the mantle of Gandhi-dumb to his and Loony's little buddy Abe Husein, which caused a lot of laughs on the Facebooks the other day. Hence the pictorial tribute at the top of the post. I'm still half inclined to believe that Peter was just being facetious and/or was trying to get a rise out of the "haters" and "losers" who long ago figured out that Kevin Trudeau isn't the only -- or even the worst -- scammer in Scamworld. But on the off chance that he was actually serious (or was trying to convince Abe he was serious), it seemed to be worth a cheap shot. I'm not going to let a perfectly good Photoshop op go to waste.

The big question I have is why everyone and his little brother seems to want to be Gandhi. A 2011 bio of him
suggested he wasn't the pure and perfect hero that so many folks seem to think he was. Well, yawn. None of our heroes and heroines is perfect. They are/were only human, after all. And just because Gandhi reportedly slept nekkid with his teenage great-niece, and reportedly thought Mussolini was an okay guy and Hitler was his friend, and reportedly left some of his fellow activists in the lurch on more than one occasion, that doesn't take away from the truly good things he did. But I just thought I'd point this out.
Click to enlarge. Source The Atlantic Wire, March 28, 2011

At any rate, Kevin Trudeau isn't fit to wear Gandhi's diaper, and neither, I'd wager, are most of other folks who have at one time or another compared their own struggles and achievements to those of Gandhi. More to the point, it seems clear to me that Kevin Trudeau isn't the only faux-hero and phony-martyr in Scamworld -- he's just an infinitely smarter and more skilled one than some of his former staff members, ex-b.f.f.s, and unprincipled wannabes. True-dough may be down for now, but he has had a nice long run in Scamworld, and still has thousands of fans. And I would surmise that almost no one is fooled by the goofy Gandhi-invokers and Namaste-sayers who are scrambling to take his place.

PS ~ The caption on the lead graphic is a paraphrase of a widely-quoted Gandhi quotation, "Be the change you wish to see in the world," something that apparently Gandhi never actually said. It's a very nice sentiment but not a real Gandhi-ism. Another fond illusion bites the dust...

For more hilarious updates on the Three Stooges who make up the "GIN justice team,"see this post. I just updated it with yet more screen shots.


Bernie weighs in on the latest hilarity as only he can.

Kevin Trudeau is back in court while "GIN Action" figures stand by with lawsuit threats

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Big day in court for Kevin Trudeau!
An end to two CENTURIES of crime!
So says Loony Coldwell, ex Trudeau buddy (click to enlarge).

As I am posting this, serial scammer Kevin Trudeau is back in Judge Robert Gettleman's court room to work out some issues and determine, among other things, whether or not he will have to go back to jail for another lesson in being not-scared straight.

This is presumably a Big Day In Court for Kevin, and Kevin's ex-b.f.f., Mocktor Loony Coldwell, is so excited he is about to wet himself. Today, he says, will be the end of two centuries of crime (it's right there in the pic above). My, Kevin must be much older than I thought.

Continued from last week, today's hearing will determine several things, according to the judge's order of September 19, which I shared last week
on this post. (Here is the direct link.) One big point that will determine whether or not Judge Gettleman tosses Katie back in the clink is "whether he has taken sufficient steps to purge himself of the various contempt orders of this court." If Katie and his lawyers can convince the court that he's really being a good boy and trying to cooperate, he more than likely won't go back to jail. (There's still a possible long prison sentence looming re his criminal contempt case, but that doesn't go to trial until November 4.)

The bourbon drinkers and champagne poppers are waiting with baited breath and juicy visions of Bubba and Katie for another excuse to celebrate (they do seem overly obsessed with homosexual jailhouse rapes). There was apparently quite a lot of celebration last week when Kevin was sent for an overnight stay at a Federal facility in Chicago, and there were probably lots of hangovers the next day as he was being released.

Also on tap for today is the issue of the plaintiff's (FTC's) motion to modify the receivership agreement (Doc. 744) so that Katie can't receive his modest monthly allowance unless he gets a real job and contributes to the receivership estate.

And then there are "the other matters raised [at the September 19] hearings." Those "other matters" include some issues -- potentially explosive issues, but I'm not getting excited yet -- that have caused such a ruckus for the past week among the ignorant and the arrogant, and have also caused some buzz among some actual smart people, such as some of the news reporters who were in the courtroom. (It's only because of the buzz from the smart people that I'm giving this any more attention right now.) Towards the end of the hearings last week, the FTC reportedly brought up the question of whether or not the receiver, Robb Evans & Associates, might be running an illegal operation by continuing to keep Trudeau's big scam the Global Information Network (GIN) open while they complete their investigations. This question is so unsurprising as to be yawn-inducing, unless something actually comes of it.

The FTC will of course make any point to build their case, but as I've noted before, the receiver has an obligation to keep all Trudeau entities operational for the time being until and unless it can be proven that an entity is illegal and unprofitable. Then the receiver has to notify the court and the court will decide.

The receiver, also as noted before, has expressed serious doubts about the legality of the GIN MLM but said that further investigation was necessary. The receiver can investigate, report, and make recommendations, and the FTC can make recommendations, and the plaintiff and defendant can file motions until the cows come home -- but it is ultimately up to Judge Gettleman to make the call. Does GIN stay operational for now, or does it go? That's up to the judge.

Loony Coldwell and his band of toadies are making a big deal of this now and are making many hilarious threats to start the lawsuits flying if things don't go their way in court today.
They've actually been on this kick since earlier this month (also see Bernie O's commentary on this), but they are now fairly frothing at the mouth with righteous indignation and demands for "truth" and "justice."

This means that if Judge Gettleman doesn't shut down GIN on the 26th or, at the very least, incarcerate Katie again, Loony is going to stamp his little foot and sue the receiver, the receiver's attorney (Blair Zanzig), the judge... and maybe the FTC, just for good measure. Look, he says so right here, in several Facebook posts from earlier today.


Coldwell seems to be afraid to use the "b" word: BRIBERY.
But that is precisely the accusation he is making.


It's amusing that Loony was so impressed with that Daily Beast article (which, as it happens, I had linked to on last Saturday's blog post), that he even used it in a separate Facebook post to express his righteous indignation. What's so entertaining is that The Beast piece quotes extensively from Dr. Stephen Barrett, who utterly loathesalt-med quacks. In fact it is Trudeau's alt-health "advice" that has most infuriated Dr. Barrett, and has led him to label Trudeau as a con artist.

As for Loony's continual threats that he is going to get
some RICO case going against the receiver and the Feds, using the mighty law firm of Merritt Webb, I think my pal Tim hit it on the head again with this comment on one of the Facebook forums:
To be pedantic, the only thing any private lawyers are capable of (nobody is actually good at it) would be DEFENDING against RICO charges. There isn't a lawyer in the US who could or would risk their reputations [or lives] trying to PROVE a RICO case.
That's probably about right.

Please don't get me wrong. I sympathize with the ex-GIN members who are still owed money or are demanding refunds. Their chance of getting the money owed to them is probably nil by now. Some of them, following bad advice perhaps, have reportedly written to the receiver and asked for their money, and the receiver has referred them to GIN customer service (it seems that this is all the receiver can legally do at this point). Some have duly written to GIN and are passed back to the receiver. If the buck is really being passed back and forth like this, that's truly lame... and shame on the buck-passers, but again, at this point it may be inevitable.


My friend Julie was thoughtful enough to provide this link on one of the Facebook forums. It describes what a receiver really does. As Julie noted:


This is the part Lenny and company don't get:
4. Outstanding sales and purchase orders are not binding on the receiver unless he elects to accept them. As a result, in operating environments, incoming goods should be segregated. This will ensure appropriate treatment of pre- and post-receivership obligations.


For the time being -- and perhaps for the duration -- the ex-GIN wanting their money back may really be SOL. The really pathetic thing is that little lunatics with big promises of big lawsuits aren't the answer either.

Remember, folks, Coldwell pulled this trick last year with the "class action lawsuit" he was going to file back in June of 2012.
I wrote about that here. I also wrote about a lawsuit he had initiated in Germany -- and apparently lost.

Nothing came of that 2012 class-action lawsuit. But Loony did apparently get a lot of names and information for his mailing list, and even now is aggressively recruiting GIN victims for his own
scam du jour. And that's the way it works in Scamworld.





If you haven't been victimized enough by GIN and KT,
here's another chance for you!

In another conversation, my buddy Tim had something else to say that made me think:

I wonder what it would take for the receiver to start trying to begin clawbacks from Mark Hamilton and Brian Baschnagel. If they could get 5 million from each of them, then maybe another million from people like Lenny Coldwell and Peter Ragnar they might find an easier way to collect 37 million than their current tactic of trying to run GIN
That's not a bad idea.In light of the fact that Neo-stinker Mark Hamilton (aka Wallace Ward), and most certainly another top GIN commission earner, Brian B, were responsible for so many thousands of people signing up for GIN and forking over their hard-earned money, it seems to me that hitting these clowns up for some of the money would constitute true justice. There's probably no legal precedent for that, though.

Ragnar had a big downline and lots of influence too. And Loony is one of those who by rights should be forking over as well, since he has boasted that he was responsible for signing up more than 10,000 folks -- and yet has also said that he knew for a very long time that Kevin was dishonest in many ways. Even though he wasn't listed on the receiver report as being one of the top commission earners in GIN -- at least not listed as one individual under his own name (he could have had multiple accounts, for all I know) -- he is still morally if not legally culpable. He seems to think he is fulfilling his moral obligation by grandstanding and posturing about fighting the good fight. But I don't buy it, and anyone who does needs to do some more research.

Anyway, I'll post an update, or perhaps even a separate post, when I hear what happens in court today. Stay tuned...


PS ~ There's also been buzz, as you may have heard, about FBI agents visiting the homes of ex-GIN members who complained about GIN last year. Whether anything comes of that or not remains to be seen. The FBI is always investigating someone or something, and most of the time nothing does come of it. 

PPS ~ Regarding the other court case, there was only one small entry on the criminal docket yesterday...
MINUTE entry before the Honorable Ronald A. Guzman as to Kevin Trudeau:
Status hearing regarding jury selection set for 9/30/2013 at 10:30 AM. 

That's all it said, so I didn't think it was worth uploading a PDF. September 30 is the same day that the replies to the pre-trial motion responses are due.

'Til Tuesday is more than just the name of an 80s rock band

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Kevin Trudeau will NOT go to jail on September 26.
Loony Coldwell is not happy. (Click to enlarge.)

Oh, dear me. Kevin Trudeau's court hearing -- that thing I was just going on about a little while ago -- has been continued 'til Tuesday, October 1. The imaginary Bubba that has Kevin's loudest and looniest detractors salivating is just going to have to wait a little while longer. Perhaps indefinitely. [See updates below. This really does keep changing. ~CC]

It seems that another "final nail" turns out to be a broken thumb tack.

But you know what that means: let the fake lawsuits begin! Watch your back, Robb Evans, Kenton Johnson, Blair Zanzig, Judge Gettleman, and the FTC! "Real justice" is...ah... coming up close. Or at least the Three Stooges are. Watch out for Moe and his hammer. Here's part of a Facebook exchange from September 24 (click to enlarge, of course)...



I'll have the latest court docs as soon as they are available. [Note: See PS below. ~CC]

For now, there's this from James Hill at ABC News, via Nightline. One big piece of news -- apparently overlooked by a certain ranting lunatic who was supposedly monitoring the hearing more closely than anyone else -- is that Judge Gettleman decided to suspend Katie's modest-by-Katie-standards monthly allowance, an issue that we've snarked about a few times on this Whirled, including here. Writes Hill:

"It's not that I want Mr. Trudeau to starve and be homeless," U.S. District Judge Robert Gettleman said. "But when the orders of this court are constantly being violated, willfully violated, this has to be brought to a head. It's not going to be pretty." 

Also noteworthy: the receiver is reportedly starting to agree with the FTC that throwing Trudeau in jail might be the best chance of recovering assets.
For the first time since taking the job seven weeks ago, the court-appointed receiver agreed with the FTC that incarcerating Trudeau offered the best chance of recovering assets, citing ongoing concerns with Trudeau's "troubling credibility issues."
It would appear that Katie is running out of friends. Even Judge Gettleman has jail on his mind, according to the ABC report.
Though Judge Gettleman decided against sending Trudeau back to jail, he was very openly considering it. He ordered Trudeau back next week for another hearing and warned him that he "was very close to being exactly where the [FTC] wants him. You reach a point where there is nothing else to do."
Anyway, we'll know more in a few days...maybe.
 

Meanwhile for your amusement, here's Loony Coldwell, who, instead of popping the champagne, seems to be munching on the sour grapes. He does seem to have an obsession with gayness. Not that there's anything wrong with that! But it does seem that he's stretching the point a bit by suggesting that Judge Gettleman is gay and has the hots for Kevin. Loony is obsessed with sex, though, which is probably why he made up the lie that I am a former prostitute with AIDS.
Click to enjoy the hilarity at full size.
Since Coldwell brought up the subject of multiple passports,
one wonders how many passports Bernd Witchner/Bernd Klein/Leonard Coldwell has.

Aside from my amusement over Loony's misguided rage, I have to wonder why he and his little buddy Abe overlooked what seemed like rather significant developments in the latest hearing, since they were supposedly monitoring the proceedings "live." Maybe the monitoring was via their buddy Peter Wink, who resides in the Chicago area. Maybe Peter just takes lousy notes. But Loony was one of the first to announce the news of the continuance, so he got something right. I suppose that after that, he and Abe were so busy being outraged that Kevin hadn't been thrown to Bubba, and that GIN hadn't been shut down once and for all (as both Loony and Abe had been predicting nonstop) that they forgot to "look for the gold!" Fortunately there are responsible journalists who are following this story and keeping it alive.
 

Here's a thread that was on Abe's page but now seems to be missing in action (maybe it's still there but my friends can't see it any more).




If it is gone, I wonder if it was deleted because Abe was embarrassed by being shown up once again as having overlooked some important news. Or maybe he got spooked about the consequences of making the accusations he made. Or maybe both. (Of course, if the thread is actually still there, but my pals just can't see it... then never mind.)

I also have to wonder when the "GIN Action" goofballs are going to accept the reality of this situation, which is the reality of Scamworld, which I've been repeating for the past year like a mantra...

 "No neat and tidy endings!"


PS added September 27 ~ Lacking a Facebook post from Abe about the "gold" in the latest hearings, I would have expected a video, but his most recent video, made earlier today, is about how GIN is going Hollywood because some film production company has contacted him to be a "consultant" on a movie they are considering doing about Kevin Trudeau. Not a peep in his September 27 vid about Kevin having his allowance cut off, or the receiver appearing to come around to the FTC's side. However, at
GINtruth.com, Bernie as usual has pertinent commentary and more hilarious graphics.

Also, here are two court documents filed on September 27. The only document filed on September 26 and immediately accessible was a one-page minute entry granting the FTC's motion to modify the receivership document regarding Katie's monthly allowance. [See update immediately below.]

PPS added October 3 ~ Today
I found a "missing" court document from this civil court case. I retrieved this one not from PACER but from the Robb Evans and Associates (receiver) web site. Though filed in the courts on September 26, it was apparently only uploaded to the receiver's site on October 1, and was not even visible on the docket on PACER. That's why I mistakenly stated above that the only document filed on September 26 was a minute entry.

This is the actual order that Judge Gettleman on September 26. As you know from reading the post above, as well as other previous and subsequent posts, that was the hearing for which some of Kevin's loudest and looniest detractors held out such high hopes of Katie being thrown in jail and GIN being shut down once and for all. That didn't happen, of course; the hearing was continued and as of this writing is set for October 16. The delays are due to the government shutdown, which has crippled the FTC and its attorneys.

As noted above, this doc isn't even listed on the court docket yet, or at least it wasn't when I checked yesterday evening. I had noticed that there was a number missing in the sequence, and wondered exactly what was missing. Now I know. It is Document 760: "ORDER ON FTC’S MOTION TO MODIFY THE AUGUST 7, 2013 ORDER TO TERMINATE TRUDEAU’S PERSONAL EXPENSE ALLOWANCE."

Besides terminating the allowance for now (until further order of the court), the judge also notes that Katie violated several orders (some of which listed in subsequent court docs, already shared here) -- and he said that the consequences will be discussed at the next hearing. Sounds pretty ominous. You'll notice that on this document the hearing is listed as being set for Oct. 4, so the doc must have been generated (or modified) after the FTC filed its emergency motion to move the hearing from Oct. 1 to later in the week.

In this same document we see that the judge is also denying Katie's request to travel outside of the jurisdiction (Northern District of Illinois) until and unless he pays back (to the receivership estate) all of the money he spent -- or transferred -- in violation of the court orders. I don't know for sure how much out-of-jurisdiction traveling he did or tried to do since he was last restricted, but apparently this is still an issue.

By the way, if all goes according to schedule and the main part of their work has not been affected by the very recent government shutdown, the receiver's next monthly report should be due on or about October 7.

Click to enlarge.

37 million balloons? SNAG circle med for Kevin Trudeau

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Here's a YouTube vid of a SNAG (Sensitive New Age Guy/Gal) circle meditation recently performed for serial scammer Kevin Trudeau, apparently in anticipation of his September 26 court hearing. In this meditation the participants are asked to envision Kevin walking out of that hearing in triumph. They are invited to visualize 37 million balloons (representing those 37 million dollars he owes the FTC) going POOF! and disappearing. They are encouraged to imagine -- and by doing so to create -- a scenario in which he is completely exonerated, all charges are dismissed, all fines are canceled... a scenario that ends with Katie emerging victorious at the GIN Family Reunion in Washington DC. I'm thinking a Return of the King scene, but without Hobbits and Elves.

The video was put on YouTube on September 24, presumably to spread the good vibe and help send out positive energy to Katie. The instructions -- and the meditation -- are simple enough.
Just a reminder...to keep saying this whenever you have a spare moment in your heads...

"I Love THE Love OF GOD IN MY SOUL...AND
I Love THE Love OF GOD IN KEVIN TRUDEAU'S SOUL."

"I Love the Love of God in my soul...and
I Love the Love of God in Judge Gettleman's soul."

"I Love the Love of God in my soul...and
I Love the Love of God in Robb Evans & Associates souls."

"I Love the Love of God in my soul...and
I Love the Love of God in Kenton Johnson & Brick Kane's soul."

"I Love the Love of God in my soul...and
I Love the Love of God in Thomas L. Kirsch's soul."

"I Love the Love of God in my soul...and
I Love the Love of God in the Federal Trade Commission."
So, did the meditation work?

Well, Katie didn't get thrown in the clink on September 26, as some of his loudest detractors had been hoping. But he's far from off the hook. He got his allowance taken away -- for now, at least, though according to court docs filed on September 27, 2013, he and the FTC are still quibbling over details. According to an ABC News report filed on the evening of September 26, the receiver is leaning towards agreeing with the FTC that coercive incarceration might be just the ticket to shake some more bucks out of Katie. And he's due back in court on Tuesday, October 1, or possibly later, if the government gets shut down (see link to the September 27 court docs in the sentence above). Although I don't think he belongs in jail, jail seems to be looming ever closer. It's pretty certain that he won't be at the Family Reunion, should that event actually take place.

Here's the really sad part. While Kevin currently seems quite desperate and at this point might welcome prayers or meditations or magickal chants or even lucky charms or ePendants, I am pretty sure that when he was riding high he would have scoffed at this kind of stuff. I think that in their heart of hearts, at least some of these folks know this. (The guy in the purple shirt and hat looks a little cynical, if you ask me. I can't say I blame him.)

These people seem like sweet and well-meaning folks who are totally wasting their energy on someone who wouldn't give them the time of day under ordinary circumstances -- and indeed, would call them losers.

And he might be calling them losers even now. I can just hear Katie grumbling to his attorneys, "F--k the meditation. Why don't those losers send me some f-----g money?"

(I confess that I am also having flashbacks from my days of hanging around people like this, which I did for years. It was hanging around people like this that made me who I am today: the ironically Cosmic Connie, creator of this Whirled.)

Yet people such as these represent a significant and growing force in American spiritual life, and it's easy to see how Kevin pandered to them through GIN. (And for the record, I don't think they're losers. I think they've just been bamboozled by an expert bamboozler.)


Here's the direct YouTube link, in case you want to make comments. Be nice, though. These folks may be fragile and brainwashed.

Clicking on the pic above won't lead you to the video,
but WILL provide an enlarged view.

Sadly, these meditators seem to be demonstrating the very type of gullibility that will make them an easy target for the next scammer to come down the pike. This willingness to believe, this deep but misplaced emotional and spiritual hunger -- along with the unwillingness to make "negative" judgments -- will keep Scamworld and the big sick machine fueled for many years to come. Kevin may fade away, GIN may die, but there will always be other scams and other scammers, and hungry, eternally hopeful people to take the bait.

"And so it is."



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Some people have expressed puzzlement about whether the above meditation is actually typical GIN practice. Others who have been in GIN say they never saw things like that and it isn't part of the GIN teachings. Judging by what one of the women in the video said towards the beginning, it seems obvious that this is a vid of a private "mastermind" group of GIN folks with new-age beliefs -- and the two ringleaders, particularly the gray-haired woman leading the meditation, seem to have years if not decades of experience with metaphysical practices and belief systems.

Through GIN, Kevin chose to target this demographic as well as numerous others. And he certainly exploited new-agey concepts such as "vibrations," the "law of attraction," and so forth -- and also took full advantage of people's superstitions and their tendency to embrace  magical thinking. In fact he has been practicing this sort of exploitation for many years through his promotion of various frauducts, but he brought it all together into one toxic blend in GIN.

I imagine that a more Christian-oriented GIN "mastermind" group might have a more traditional prayer circle and perhaps would implore Jesus H. Christ to help poor Katie. And maybe they have; we just haven't seen the video yet. The point is that people bring their own belief systems and practices to the table and integrate them into GIN as they see fit. And as indicated above, many people who were drawn to GIN experienced GIN from a new-agey perspective.

Not surprisingly, the GIN circle med has been a source of mirth on the "GIN Destroyer" Facebook page.







It's amusing to see the so-called GIN destroyers and their followers jeering at the new-age meditators for their touchy-feely and ritualistic way of trying to help Kevin. I know they are mostly jeering because they think the meditators are deluded for believing that Katie is a good guy or that their meditation will get their fearless leader out of this big mess. But the "destroyers" and some of the others as well also seem to be slamming the very idea of this ritual, as if it is some crazy thing only performed by people who are mentally disturbed. They seem to be ignoring, or ignorant of, the larger cultural and historical context.

The reality is that lots of people perform these types of rituals for all sorts of reasons both trivial and momentous, whether through meditation, visualization, or prayer. And they have been doing so for centuries. Moreover, the type of meditation that you see in the video above encompasses ideas that have become much more mainstream within the past few years.

I also recall that in 2011 the chief GIN destroyer had joined
a Kansas City Wiccan and Pagan meetup group just so he could recruit them for GIN (the group's member profiles are now apparently closed to non-members, but some of his other profile pages indicate that he is still a member of this group, and that his interests include "meditation" and "energy healers"). And someone screen-capped his Wiccan group profile some time ago.




The point is that anyone who knows any Wiccans/Pagans knows that many of them are very much into rituals and chanting and circles and so forth. Some are solitary practitioners and some prefer groups, but rituals (and for some, spells) are a pretty big thing. In addition, Abe totes Rhonda Byrne's works around like a talisman, and recommends them, and her work is specifically geared to appeal to the very type of people we see in the circle-med video.

So I feel that our GIN destroyer is snarking from, at best, a place of ignorance or at the very least extreme shortsightedness. He's focusing on the fact that the meditators are trying to help Kevin Trudeau, and he is ignoring the fact that perhaps without fully realizing it, he has on several occasions promoted exactly the same kind of mindset these new-agers are demonstrating.

As for Loony Coldwell, he's up to his usual disgusting antics (or rant-ics), calling the meditators mentally retarded cult members, saying that they're broke or are trailer trash, and saying they have no sex lives. (He seems obsessed with sex and with proving to the world that he's a real player. But as many know, the truth is not nearly so glamorous.)

By now, it's easy to see the wheels turning in that nefarious little skull of his. He takes every opportunity to point out examples of what he sees as brainwashing and Jonestown-ish behavior so he can flog his own"anti-brainwashing" fiddle-faddle.

Not that I'm letting the meditators off the hook; it's just that I'm looking at their actions from a broader perspective. I will say that one of the eye-rolling things I saw in the video was that the meditators betray their own type of ignorance -- perhaps a willful ignorance -- of the legal trouble Kevin is in. They stumble over the name of the judge overseeing the civil case, they express confusion about the FTC's involvement, they seem to totally ignore the looming criminal trial with Judge Guzman (although I realize that they were specifically focusing on the outcome for the upcoming civil hearing with Judge Gettleman).

Their ignorance and blind spots are not really all that surprising, and seem characteristic of a cultish mindset that is often seen, and not just in new-age circles. (And any one of us is susceptible to being fooled by an expert con artist, given the right circumstances.) Even so, in light of the fact that they do seem to be new-agers, they seem to be as good an illustration as any of some of the more serious issues with new-age culture in general, which I've written about here before, and mentioned in the section above: the positivity mindset and the general mandate to be "non-judgmental." New-age culture encourages people to willingly suspend negative opinions along with general disbelief, and just "go with the flow." The emperor is fully dressed, by golly!

However -- and here's where I most definitely differ with the jeering group whose screenshots appear above -- some of the ex-GIN don't seem to realize that
the phony "doctor" they are following, and to whom they now look for guidance, is many times worse, in many ways, than Kevin Trudeau.

As noted, I realize that the "non-judgmental" mindset is not limited to new-age culture or cults, but since the early 1980s or even before, new-agers seem to have raised it to new and often ludicrous (and sometimes dangerous) levels. It seems to me that one of the most extreme examples (besides, perhaps, James Arthur Ray and his deadly sweat lodge) was
a certain most-wanted war criminal who was able to disguise himself as a new-age healer for years.

But the SNAG circle med above? It is not "the depths of madness" (as one participant in the above mentioned forum described it), any more than any other ritual practiced by well meaning if misguided people on behalf of a beloved leader or cause. It may be the height of folly, but it is not the depth of madness. On the other hand, following someone like Loony Coldwell... now, THAT'S getting closer to the edge of the insanity abyss.
 
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